The Common Beer

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[The Common Beer @TheCommonBeer]

You're welcome for getting you laid.

[The Common Beer @TheCommonBeer]

Drink me

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.@ManCaveHeaven is the best mens account on twitter! They keep me crackin up and the mancaves are amazing!

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I'm still here. Quenching the thirst of men and women everywhere.

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RT for Miller. Fav for Coors.

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RT if you missed me.

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Long Time No Chug

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To all of you new college grads.. Please don't forget about me and the times we had together.

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If you wanna get really drunk tonight.. Dress me in my Golden Monkey outfit.. And if you don't know what it is.. Find it.

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I had a rough week.. I'm makin some bitches puke tonight.

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RT for Miller. Favorite for Coors.

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Finally I get to get out of this cold ass refrigerator. #ThirstyThursday

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Thirsty Tuesday. Because I said so.

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Worry about school in the morning bitch.

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RT if I kicked your ass tonight.

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For all my ladies who know they are solid 6's.. You'll be a 9 tonight. Love you too.

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RT for Beer. Favorite for Beer.

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To all you college students, you made it through another round of finals. Now how about you and I get a little weird tonight?

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RT if we are spending tonight together! #ThirstyThursday