Church of the Holy Handgrenade

Once thoust count threeeee, thoust must hurl the Holy Handgrenade at thine enemies like an unladen swallow.

[Rex Rebellis 👑v👑 @rexregisrebelis]

@catturd2 If you find a difference source with data, please post it.

[Rex Rebellis 👑v👑 @rexregisrebelis]

@atrupar Harris is giving us a consistent message.

The right hates this.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Now with the bandage off, it looks like it looks like it was a direct hit.

[Church of the Holy Handgrenade @TheCommsStation]

@catturd2 @KamalaHarris Sure, but how does Putin feel about things?

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Trump Dances With Elaine - Seinfeld Parody - By Domenic Nardone https://t.co/7o7CqFqqac via @YouTube

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Christians dancing. https://t.co/HlMh4eIVx4

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@girlsreallyrule Hi Ames, This is a "blood on your hands" moment, right?

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@vickyqc @KatiePhang Donald Trump is a time traveler. Next.

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@catturd2 FBI arriving at Catturd Ranch in 3… 2….

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@MrsKladybug @TheOnlyEsta That’s Steve Bannon.

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@TheOnlyEsta @atownsquare The bleach blonde club, and Steve Brannon in drag.

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We proudly offer this magical wonder. Order today, receive by Easter.

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@3YearLetterman That is guy who was considered fat.

They had a much stricter definition of fat in those days.

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The Church of the Holy Handgrenade is proud to announce the Save the Wails pledge drive.

Our goal is to buy Donald the highest quality noise cancelling headphones so he can’t hear the verdicts.

Just slip the money under the door, unmarked bills please.

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@Thankmar2 I’d like to see MAL or rump Tower go first, but Seven Springs is the best bet.

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@PastorAlexLove Those are perky little microphones.

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@adavaco Bubba

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@ABBYinFLA This would never happen in the Church of the Holy Handgrenade. Our babies are well armed and trained in hand to hand combat.

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@marksafc @PastorAlexLove The Church of the Holy Handgrenade is proud to announce its Save the Wails* campaign.

*Cash only, unmarked bills, slip it under the door.

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The Church of the Holy Handgrenade has open a donation fund in Barbados. Please give until it hurts.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Even Christ himself would write President Trump the check he needs for his bond, so where are all the other billionaires willing to help our struggling leader?