Jon Restall

Keytar owning footballing maverick. Writer/tweets for Team @Beesotted. 6th best musician in @theflailingpits. Future. All jibber jabber is my own doing.

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

My annual Brenford end of year report is live

[Beesotted Brentford @Beesotted]

ARTICLE: Beesotted End of School Report, 2025/2026: Now that the dust has settled on another academic year, Beesotted’s janitor @thecondorman reflects on the past season at Brentford High. READ THE FULL REPORTS HERE https://t.co/0WG7dnrdFu #BrentfordFC

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

Delta Goodrem looking like a Pez dispenser at the end there. Before 9pm too, a clear disregard for the Less Healthy Food ruling #australia #eurovision #lhf #pez #deltagoodrem

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@MartinSLewis I sometimes worry about your moral compass

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@CHargreaves1 Sending love to you and the wife. Sounds like she’s showing the fight and strength you always showed for the mighty bees. Hope she recovers fully soon.

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@AGenuineOutlaw Rough night babe?

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@bfcgpg Ref put his hand to his pocket immediately and then bottled it

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@AGenuineOutlaw Lonsdale didn’t finish second. Again

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@brendanjudge It won’t be you I don’t think.

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@Psevans18 Legendary bee. One of my all time favourites. Good luck in what comes next Evo

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@JSWCasting I did follow you back

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

Ipswich promoted. My mate Dan has only gone and written a book about them. Enjoy!

[Ipswich Town FC On This Day #ITFCOTD @DanBloke]

Calling all #itfc fans -pleased to share the pre-order links for Ipswich Town : On This Day and Ipswich Town : Miscellany.

The two books are bang up to date and cover every nugget, gem, quirk and and more between 1878 to 2024

https://t.co/2vmS3lZtA3
https://t.co/RRzfjA2xjM

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@JacobsBen Verbal pacts at arbitrary amounts are all the rage. What a load of nonsense.

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

M40 near Oxford /worminghall. Complete standstill with police blocking road. No traffic in other direction either

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@FabrizioRomano Jibberish

[Beesotted Brentford @Beesotted]

Bees v Fulham Bake Off announced before the final home game of the season “when good neighbours become good friends” welcome event on Kew Green 🎂 plus post match croquet competition and face-painting and clappers for all. Half n half scarves optional. #BrentfordFC

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

Shane Ward appears to have not fully digested some ham.
#shaneward #tongue #thatsmygoal #strictly

[Jim Levack @JImblee1]

The man who made the impossible possible, made our wildest dreams reality, a team player, inspiration, yet complex, misunderstood, a flawed human like us all, arrogance or swag but certainly the best striker to ever wear the shirt. Thanks for everything and good luck Ivan.

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@dannykellywords Hideously clumsy use of words by him but he’s slightly changed terminology now

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@ScottHendey @utfbees @markjamess13 @jacob_23_ @NickBruzon @jimmymack84 @premierleague @BrentfordFC Hoping he’s fit to play some part on Friday

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@ScottHendey @utfbees @westldnbees @markjamess13 @NickBruzon @TomPurchase6 @jimmymack84 @ivantoney24 @ITVSport Great to see him getting a run out yesterday, I thought he did really well. Hope all is good Scott

[Jon Restall @TheCondorman]

@Leeds_Untied @TotalMexico @lufcjcb @GrahamSmyth @Nath_Brudenell Just to let you know the “no-one likes us” thing was coined by Millwall first. Cute that you are copying it tho