Louie Cordon

rogue hand model. Second City's #InfiniteSundaes alumdae. Baby Wants Candy. ComedySportz Chicago. Trigger Happy Improv at Annoyance. Repped by DDO Chicago.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Honestly, working to get cast as a teen on a CW show is what keeps me going

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

When you're nearsighted, things are always in Portrait Mode. 🥲

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Do you ever think about being gruntled

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Wait, no. Diagonal Kit Kats.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

You know how there are Left and Right Twix? There should be Vertical and Horizontal Kit Kats.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

I BOUGHT SO MANY OF THESE HAHA JOKE'S ON YOU BECAUSE IN 10 YEARS, I'M GONNA MAKE $50,000 (pre-tax) OFF OF THESE BADDIES!! I CAN FINALLY QUIT COMEDY! #savings #entrepreneur #ChocoTaco #BlessAnd

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

tbh my alignment is Chaotic Cute ✨

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Millennials that say pizza is a personality trait were victims of Book It and Big Pizza's plot to brainwash the youth into thinking that reading Animorphs for a personal pan made you smart maybe it's time for grad school

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Sorry I'm not very talkative—I'm still recovering from overhearing someone say that your email inbox is everyone else's to-do list for your time.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

@Aadi_Krishna Did u get Jet's today? because I did

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

CDC says never gonna give you up

COVID says never gonna let you down

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

@BiancaAnneShaw Wow ok he is ahead of the curve

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

A really good pillow is an underestimated Christmas gift.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Mary Did You Know is the most dramatic and shadiest Christmas song it's all like "girl do better lol"

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

hello is The Big Leap the 2021 ballet answer to 2009's glee

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Jingle Jangle I'm coming for you all!! 🎄🎁⛄

[craig conovers marionette lines @TheJaxBarker]

@TheCordonBlues is in a Christmas movie & I am so excited!
Check out the trailer here https://t.co/O1Uya480ib

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Thread, also, CAN WE BRING SHRINK BACK PLS IT'S SO GOOD WITH LOTS OF FUNNY CHICAGO PEEPS RING RING @nbc IDK MAKE MORE?? A ##MUSICAL EP? SOMETHING??? TREASURE ISLAND FOODS IS GONE DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY TOO

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

@katekatbar_ tysm also arguably scarier now??

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Don't need to go to a haunted house because my mind is already a scary place

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

Thank you red ball 🥲

[Stevenson Waltien @waltien]

SON: We learned a game in school today. Do you know Zip-Zap-Zop?

ME: Look around you, child. This roof over your head… these clothes on your back… this food on your table… all of this, child… all of this is from Zip-Zap-Zop.

[Louie Cordon @TheCordonBlues]

@HeyStephB Same but for Mew Oreos