Michael Cornacchia

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@vxylily I never get tipped and I always tip, but I’m not tipping times four

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Odd that I made a $40 @JackBox order at 2AM on the JackApp and then showed up to a closed restaurant with a sign saying they opened at 4. I went back at 4, very hungry, and they were still closed. So I did what anyone else would do, I went and got food at an OPEN @CarlsJr

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@MrMcfly727 @AskLyft So glad I finally found someone else having issues. My app keeps spinning and then popping up with things like “your account has issues” then “issues are resolved - go online” but I’m still unable to go online. And, like you said, I can’t go online to ask them what’s up.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@SpeakerJohnson You’re a liar and you’re bad at it. That’s why no one respects what you say.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@OldManLefty1 Two Words: Carmela Soprano

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

#NewProfilePic

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@RichardGrenell @GavinNewsom You’re an embarrassment to gay men everywhere, Dick.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

White folks do not have the physical, mental, and spiritual strength needed for the white race to survive what the black race did.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

If we really need to talk about race superiority. I know one thing for certain. If the roles were reversed and white people had been enslaved for 500 years enduring the evil inhumane and cruel torture in which actual black people perservered, not one of us would be here today.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Texas County Hit by Floods Rejected $10.2M in Federal Aid That Could Have Funded Warning System

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Hear me out: a new reality show where we place MAGAts on the extreme right, Gen naZis, lgbtBetterNotBeAJEWplus folks, and any other tools for antisemitic Islamic jihadi terror on the extreme left on an island. The fun of the show is: we leave them there.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Keep Talking About Epstein

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Your homicide rate is literally DOUBLE California’s.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@ELonMuskNewssX FUCK No

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Trump is on the Epstein client list and had Epstein murdered. The White House and DOJ are NOW saying Epstein’s list doesn’t exist even though AG Bondi said in February, “it’s sitting on my desk.” This administration is corrupt to the core.

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Trump is NOT smarter than a third grader

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

Sen. Mike Lee is a Mormon

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

@BasedMikeLee He raised a shitty son

[Michael Cornacchia @TheCornfather]

MAGA IS MURDER