Noah

future Emmy winner

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

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[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

A vote for Kamala Harris isn't just a vote against Donald Trump, it's a vote against the St. Louis Cardinals

[Ay-C aka ABs Almighty @byACCarey]

Them white boys don’t make music like this anymore and that’s why the government is collapsing

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Being a trump supporter is a character flaw fr.. and I’m instantly gonna think less of your intelligence

[Jace (Belly De La Cruz) @OfficiallyJace]

"So there you are. WWE hall of famer. On the campaign trail. Running for President of the USA. I hear the shots. I hear the pops. World sees you take a dive, next thing you know you got color. World wants know, goddamn kid you working or shootin'? "

[WAP Goblin @MarxianAngel]

“What have the methods of the anti-electoral left achieved?”

It has granted you every single right you take for granted.

[A.G. A.G. A.G. @tripleeeAG]

How rent for a 29 day month the same as rent for a 31 day month??? Where my change!!!

[Noah @TheCottenball]

The correct answer is
Michigan
Washington
Alabama
Georgia

Anything else and you’re lying to yourself

[Noah @TheCottenball]

Bring back World’s Fairs

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Noah @TheCottenball]

Detroit fans don’t deserve joy

[Noah @TheCottenball]

Patio should be pronounced like ratio

[Noah @TheCottenball]

It should be socially acceptable to serve sausage gravy as a soup