The Couch

Pillowy soft, loaded with quarters, few stains, permanent butt impressions, IQ of foam stuffing, Make Hoser Great Again, Poutine Populist

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

The export of American culture is so pernicious, that they even exported TDS to Canada.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

Yeah. I think I'm done.

Bye, X.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@StaceyMonette27 Yeah...
That's why I muted him.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

I've been saying this the whole time; @PierrePoilievre should not be invoking these products as inflated prices in Canada when they are globally traded commodities or due to western trade practices.

Sir, your messaging matches the US Democrats.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Trump is lying.

Coffee is up 18.3%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2
Bananas are up 5.4%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

Average rent decrease was 2%

Average wage increase was 3.5-4%

Unemployment rate steady

You posted objective bullshit.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Donald Trump just bragged that he “lifted 2.4 million Americans off food stamps.”

No — he cut them off.

He didn’t raise wages. He didn’t lower rents. He didn’t fix healthcare.

He stripped food from struggling families and called it “success.”

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@TheoFleury14 Fuck, I hate this shit so much. And, I don't mean Poilievre, but the constant ideological puritanism on the right where people bitch and moan between slight ideological differences keeping the right fractured, docile, and entirely useless.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre *respect

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre Well, that's the same question twice.

Those of left wing politics, ideologically left, left wing views.

It's pretty self explanatory, but I can redirect the request for definitions.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre Hey if you want to have a pointless ideological debate I suppose I could engage for a little bit, but your just as guilty of your own criticism as anyone else, and I don't think you're ready for that conversation. What would a leftist know about faith?

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@MBedd2024 @EnsignAshes How's Mumbai this time of year?

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@TheKaylaBecker Likely because they are all on hormones and SSRIs.

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@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre So, semantics, bullshit, la la la not listening most federal workers are Liberal.

Yeah, that tracks.

Don't panic, Kristof. I'm out.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@FightWithMemes Grok won't change them to Latino 🤣🤣

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

The left melting down over hockey players is all you need to know about the state of western culture.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@SwingVoter20 @johnpavlovitz Today I learned, you win hockey games with feelings.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

"I don't like who you talk to"- 'liberal'

[p jon clayton @LeafErikzen]

Trade him. I don't give a fuck if it's for a bag of used pucks, I want the spineless pedophile supporter gone.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@KMLOnt I get the point, but it's just objectively not true.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre You mean because the Liberals gerrymandered the riding to include federal workers, and claimed Poilievre would fire them all in order to win the seat, but then announced those workers would be fired under the LPC? Yeah, I 'member.

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@levesquerk @PierrePoilievre The irony is that the deluxe with fries was a diner staple, which have since almost entirely closed, especially in large cities, due to the deluxe minimum wage and deluxe cost of food.

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre How is supported by, at minimum, 1/3 of the country considered rejected?

[The Couch @TheCouchOne]

@DavidGibson604 @PierrePoilievre Get fucked. So ignoring you're own drug addicted self deleting population is punching up? Such a low IQ take - and absolutely parroted line of rhetoric from the LPC.