Count Crumpet

A man of excellent taste, integrity, and glorious elegance.

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

@lobotomyvict1m You can also just copy the link into a personal discord server or literally any message place, change the link to a “fixupx” link, then tap the gif and click the star in the top right to keep it.

Tricks I’ve learned 😌

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

Goodness me oh MY.
I sense a h o m o s e x u a l upon the breakfast dime.

Could it be sir pancakes, standing stack and true, or could it be madame waffles, her grace unyielding too?

[queenie waffle @QueenlyWaffles]

You can’t talk, you didn’t say no homo in our MLM ship

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

So, what’s the verdict on the type of eggs?
Personally I juggle between over easy and fully cooked, but it’s a wonderful smorgasbord of options.

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

@QueenlyWaffles Pleased to make everyone’s acquaintance.

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

@QueenlyWaffles Oh COURSE not.

I am a refined item of morning indulgence. I will not lower myself to such PEASANTRY.

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

Ohohohohoh

Look at these foolish lesser breakfast items squabbling over such trivial matters.

[KinglyPancakes @KinglyPancakes]

okay guys

Is @QueenlyWaffles

[Count Crumpet @TheCountCrumpet]

Ooohohoho I wonder who could have done THAT…

[queenie waffle @QueenlyWaffles]

Who voted a man, I just wanna talk real quick