The Count Krampus

Still a writer and author. Still a space traveler. Still a convicted social media felon. Still not deleting a damn thing from those other two Twitter accounts.

[The Count Krampus @TheCountKrampus]

Always wanted to make a horror movie about a rave in the abandoned Packard Plant on the East Side (Detroit). By now, I realize that the closest I'm gonna get to that dream is this visual novel: The Rave. Buy it. Check it out. Leave a review. I thank you.

https://t.co/qUMzuZCBs1

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@lady_valor_07 Lol. I tip out of the kindness of my heart. What I feel like giving in that moment. Anything else is unfuckincivlized. If you act like an ungrateful cunt, I won't hesitate to tip your ass a quarter.

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@0420DrawsStuff @dark_the57899 🤣

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@IzuzuW Legendary!

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@lavia_cake Nothing hotter than ass eating lesbians.

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@Crazy101_ And they didn't acknowledge it once. NJPW commentary is so weird. They talk over a lot of significant spots or just ignore shit entirely. Great match tho.

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@ChrisHero @WalkofShameBand Knowing is half the battle. Now who's ya Hero?

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@YahooSports Looking that way.

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@luckybrob Lol. The Bengals are the Lions 2.0. We sucked first!

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@DiceLions00 @nick__xo Lol. Campbell took over OC duties weeks ago. Meanwhile, their defense gave up over a thousand yards the last two games ...

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@JuicyJaee94 Lol. She tryna get bitches killed out here. Niggas are too insecure for this to be a common thing.

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@angelthatdiva Damn

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@CelluLITT @JKennedypdx_ lol

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@ABigSaltyBoi @aiden__23 Might as well give the book back to Johnny Morton. If they look this trash against a good defense. SMMFH.

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@TheJSkippy Absofuckinlutely. SMH.

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Doris Burke can still get this work😁

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He going out with a Bang 🥹❤️

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@BigKunoichi I knew she was naked somewhere on these internet streets. #yesboy

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@lovesarenrobles Shorts in butts

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@ShChildBoxing lol

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@BehizyTweets Retardation in its purest form.