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@TheRenfield1

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Celebrated #Thanksgiving with @WilMinaHarker and @MrJohnnyHark . Mina was an excellent meal... again 🙈🙉🙊

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@BramStoker17 I will have your brains for this!

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Shout out to @ItsLucyWestenra 's Mom for allowing me to visit again last night. #SheKnowsIDontLikeGarlic #WhatADoll #Thanks 👏

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Since Americans apparently shoot at any bat they see... https://t.co/HJftDQ56nK
#EducateYouself

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@TheRenfield1 I will visit again soon. Until then accept my small gifts. 🦗🕷🕊

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Met @ItsLucyWestenra last night. #WhatASnack 💋

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@TheRenfield1 Do what you think your master would want. 🧛‍♂️

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@MrJohnnyHark @TheRenfield1 Or the spider 😅🕷

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Got off the boat looking #fierce after I wreaked some havoc. #NewCountry #NewMe #Carfax

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Told the wives we were getting take out. They couldn't decide between #BabyBolognese and #ToddlerTortellini. #DecisionsDecisions

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Calling out @BramStoker17 for giving me body image issues since 1897. #IAmNotALizard #LizardFashionIsDead #WhatIsWithMyFeet 😱

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@GrayArtMuse Morality is wasted if it is not to help the more evolved.

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#MirrorSelfie #Help #NextTrendPlease #TryingToBlendIn #StrangerForever

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@Sherloc97665084 @MrJohnnyHark @wats_onat221B I gave @MrJohnnyHark a perfectly reasonable and vague explanation about Transylvanian mail. 👏👏 #IsThisAnEnglishParanoia?

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@MrJohnnyHark What size are your traveling clothes? They're quiet comfortable... I mean they look quite comfortable.

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@TheRenfield1 @GrayArtMuse I can vouch for that 😋

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@1898_Newwoman @ItsLucyWestenra Sounds delightful. I would enjoy getting to know more of you enlightened women.

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@Sherloc97665084 @MrJohnnyHark You may ask. But I am not inclined to tell you anything.

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@Sherloc97665084 @MrJohnnyHark Only when he becomes suspicious 🙄🙄