The Potato That Couldn’t

Dumbass/Idiot | Downbad for a nuclear bird | I don’t watch anime I’m just a little bit mentallly impaired, but that doesn’t make me an idiot.

[The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade]

Thread of me throwing cheese onto my current and future plushes

[The Potato That Couldn’t @TheCowKeyblade]

Renamed Department of War
Starts a war and loses
Starts begging to Europe to clean up after them.

Bro we might have to go back to being a British colony.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Hegseth: "Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Get on a boat. This is their fight, not ours."

The US closed the strait, which was open before the war. So is it Europe's fight now?

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@dimpledwonder Why did he sign with his heart rate monitor?

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Ok so… from what I’ve been picking up recently. 1st amendment considers AI child porn legal, however criticism of a foreign nation is bad and can be punished.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Marco Rubio officially announced that anyone who dares to criticize Israel will not be granted a U.S. visa.

By the way, this doesn't apply if you criticize the U.S. itself.

[KINGDOM HEARTS @KINGDOMHEARTS]

Kingdom Hearts IV launches late 2027 - wishlist now!

Nintendo Switch 2: https://t.co/fTp42tlFdj
PS5: https://t.co/4GTQBKwgpF
Xbox: https://t.co/pbcsQ0gPAG
Steam: https://t.co/an0XApG7SW
EGS: https://t.co/OE27qJ9GKK

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A Gen Z fortune readers be like: “Your 6’s are out of balance with your 7’s”

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Damn this new shit in ZZZ kicking my ass. I’m not even focused on catching up to the story this shit taking so long.

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@dokkan_global Ah yes, 1 and 2 are pretty normal and then 3’s gonna be like “Clear with 6 Peppy Gals”

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Sometimes customer service really be learning how to talk like an AI

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Bro my friend got Black Ops 4 for free and it’s the worst free game i’ve played.

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Oops

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Uhhh… Haru?

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I’m cheering for Smart Falcon because she has carried my dumbass through many CM’s

🥕 Join the event on @umamusume_eng for a chance to win 1,500 carats!

#Umamusume #GrandConcert

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Damn this CM shit is easy

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Fandoms don’t even accept something having multiple interpretations they just call you a larper.