Edward Alm

I mostly use Twitter to troll other Twitch users and rant about my speedruns.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

completed the set

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Running DQ7 Reimagined for RPGLB in a minute https://t.co/GAD1Gudw0G

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Dragon Quest RTA Marathon is starting soon @ https://t.co/oxA83fgwUt !

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Not gonna be posting on this cursed website anymore, but until I find another job I'll be streaming more and posting updates more frequently over here -> https://t.co/GLt5BYZKvV

[VIZ Media @VIZMedia]

Announcement: Paralyzed former jockey Johnny Joestar witnesses the mysterious power of Gyro Zeppeli before the famous Steel Ball Run race, launching his quest to regain mobility. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 7–Steel Ball Run, by Hirohiko Araki, releases Summer 2025.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

tonight we CUT LOOSE THE GOOSE

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@TwitchSupport What you're asking here would require a complete rebrand of my character. I'll just go write a browser extension that clicks the "Send Anyway" for me.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@purplemario920 @Foggrey And we all know he never streams from Illinois☹️

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@SquareEnix DQ7 PS1, Layla/Aira dancing to revive God.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@SquareEnix Top four:
1. Dragon Quest Builders 1
2. Dragon Quest Monsters 2
3. That Pocketstation Chocobo game that came with FF8's PC version was pretty chill
4. Revenant Wings maybe??

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

I am now the world record holder in Dragon Quest Monsters: RETRO But Only Using The Monsters From Background Image 4%

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@Twitch This sucks and is stupid. Why is every new feature sucky and stupid? Why can't I turn this off? Every stream right now, for 80 bits you can ruin the stream by spamming stupid emotes all over the screen, until the streamer goes into their settings and raises the price.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

I feel like an obvious application of AI would be to make software progress bars that don't creep along slowly to 30% and freeze, and then jump up to 42%, and then pause, then run up to 72%, and then freeze for a few minutes, and then 73%... 74%... boom 100%. @Microsoft

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Just two more weeks until my brother moves back out, and I can go back to hanging my towel on the shower curtain rod instead of the *checks notes* towel rack. Back to normalcy...

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Starting Dragon Warrior IV on the @RPGLimitBreak main event stage in about 45 minutes 👀

[puwexil @puwexil]

Perhaps the world's first in-person 6-way Dragon Quest 2 race? #RPGLB2024

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Had to reschedule my flight for Monday morning, so maybe I'll stream this weekend? Dunno.

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@GrandPOOBear

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

Guess I may as well close my @thecownessps4 account.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to X (formerly Twitter) from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature.

Find out more: https://t.co/rNkouTo109

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@_ShadowKiller Well yeah, it's a big year for everyone... that's how leap years work........

[Edward Alm @TheCowness]

@therealjoshyd Joshy it's bad I look like I'm ready for my first day of school