Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya)

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Hey, I'm Candle (25), welcome to the Crack Shack.

Please leave this godforsaken place. (

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

If the all-consuming lack of activity hasn't made it apparent, I'm just about done with Twitter. It no longer sparks joy in me, I just find it leaving me upset whenever I visit. Bluesky's where I'm doing shit for now, so come take a peek.

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@Torturedtorchic You are making these people up, I refuse to believe Chumbling is a real person, you are suffering from YouTube drama derangement syndrome, get help

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@bisteccy Honestly? Not really, I think your anatomy looks really solid, I wouldn't have guessed you were an unstudious individual

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@TempStuff_ HONEY, BREAK OUT THE FINE CHINA, THEY MENTIONED STRETCH PANIC

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@DigiTortaPoundr At least have an actual gallery or something if that's what you're gonna do, I don't need to see 17 instances of the exact same gif from The Office

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@TempStuff_ Damn straight, I just might join you on the fat Quote train

[TempStuff (is 18+) @TempStuff_]

fatty quote doodle from a while back
he is fascinated by the amazing concept of "fatass robot moobs"

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@weld_at_nite Big weld

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

Behold, the new sheet.

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

I've ran into a bit of a hiccup: I got in a fender bender the other night. The car still runs, but it needs some body work and to prepare for that financially, I'd like to try and take some on commissions. Anything is deeply appreciated. (Made a new sheet, peep the replies.)

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@cowpypaste It always tickles me pink to hear people like him just as much as I do, I've got a great big smile on my face lol

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

It didn't fit quite right, but it's the thought that counts.

[Mellaroo @Mellaroo64]

Boris the hardcore + awesome @TheCrackShack69

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@_Sleepy_Salami_ Anything Big Man just makes me melt, I'd KILL to see more of him topping. Let him get rough, throw his weight around a bit

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@Sna7lafterhours You are aging, your bones are crumbling

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@tummiesandsuch This is factually correct, man who is both taller and heavier than me is a need

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@rotten_meaty Greetings, I present Boris for your consideration

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

A chum of mine wanted to see Leon Resident Evil, so I took the opportunity to try a muscle chub kind of build. Not my best work, but I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.

[Candle's Crack Shack (elsewhere, see ya) @TheCrackShack69]

@honeybear_claw Once again, thank you so much!!! He looks absolutely adorable, I couldn't have asked for more