Craig Coomes

Former High School Superstar. Lawyer Jackson, MS. Reservoir Brandon Born and Raised. National Baseball Scout #MAGA

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@SpiritBen Fuck that heaux Ben your him. I ride with u at dawn big dawg!

[Barry cox @barrycox6741]

No difference to me! This fuckin dweeb deserves the worse , not worth any money he’s getting , hasn’t won anything get , oh yeah and his daughters a whore.

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@RichardC23242 This is Wild Go blue devils we want chaos!!!!

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@CoachJeromeDick @DonnyBigDJones

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Going on a trip to Venezuela heard it’s nice this time of year. Excited to go explore the beautiful peaceful country! Will be back in three weeks! Hopefully I find me a nice thicc Latina señorita to keep me company 🇻🇪🇻🇪💃 💃🌮🌮@LoweryJamesBSB @Tucker98015Tj @TSimmons808

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Took some time off at the plate to go on vacation. First live abs since was a struggle today. @LoweryJamesBSB faced me twice and I looked like a buffoon vs his breaking balls. Gotta do better and make the late great Buster Goodman proud. Put some balls in play tho. #dobetter

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Mmms ready to roll today. @Tucker98015Tj legacy game!

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Get you that good shot James. Great game last night.

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Went to eat with @LoweryJamesBSB we were both asked to donate charity. I did of course because I’m a good man. @LoweryJamesBSB did not because he is a total scum bag and doesn’t care about starving children. Some kid is dying on the street because @LoweryJamesBSB wouldn’t help!

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Went out with @LoweryJamesBSB girl last night overall rate the experience 2/10. Conversation was boring, her outfit was lackluster, and the play was awful I just layed there and faked noises. Prefer my tinder date that came to men’s league the other day. That girl was a good time

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

I was going to play oops I did it again by Britney Spears for @Tucker98015Tj The song I need watching him hit or pitch is Jumper Third eyed blind to convince me to not jump off a building!

[James Lowery @LoweryJamesBSB]

@TheCraigCoomes @Tucker98015Tj We have officially changed @Tucker98015Tj walkout song to three blind mice.

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Honestly better then that Olivia Rodrigo bullshit you listen too

[James Lowery @LoweryJamesBSB]

@TheCraigCoomes @Tucker98015Tj We have officially changed @Tucker98015Tj walkout song to three blind mice.

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@LoweryJamesBSB @DonnyBigDJones @TSimmons808 @GelatoMikey

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@Tucker98015Tj used this when it came out as his men’s league walk out song. Proceeded to record a Platinum Sombrero. Told him he Needed to Swerve Bend Dat Corner back to the bench or to the parking lot to be the team mom and look after everyone’s kids. @LoweryJamesBSB

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@Tucker98015Tj used this when it came out as his men’s league walk out song. Proceeded to record a Platinum Sombrero. Told him he Needed to Swerve Bend Dat Corner back to the bench or to the parking lot to be the team mom and look after everyone’s kids. @LoweryJamesBSB

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

@Tucker98015Tj used this when it came out as his men’s league walk out song. Proceeded to record a Platinum Sombrero. Told him he Needed to Swerve Bend Dat Corner back to the bench or to the parking lot to be the team mom and look after everyone’s kids. @LoweryJamesBSB

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

Joc Pederson will walk out to GELO's (LiAngelo Ball) hit song, "Tweaker" this season

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Woah Party in ur pants?

[Donny “Big D” Jones @DonnyBigDJones]

@TheCraigCoomes @TheCraigCoomes,
Why do I haven an erection?

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

Currently in a meeting and we brought in someone from an outside company to present to our firm. I don’t know what is presenting is it a male, female, albino, hot, ugly. So many emotions but I’m very curious. @DonnyBigDJones

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

This new Trend isn’t impressive I’ve been doing this for years. We learned this at Prep! One of the reasons I was Gatorade Player of the year. A Four time state Champion. Four time All State. 4 time all American. #prep #champ #allamerican #4peat #GatoradePlayeroftheyear

[Coach Jerome Dickson @CoachJeromeDick]

@TheCraigCoomes and his guys actually showed me this routine a couple years back, and ever since I hopped on the train, I’ve been a completely different pickleballer. #consistency

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

I wake up do a shot of tequila and spank my monkey. Then proceed to do a line go to work spank the monkey again and then proceed to have 18ks in men’s league. Finish the day off with a case of beers and repeat. Let me do an Oklahoma drill against this clown!

[Craig Coomes @TheCraigCoomes]

God I want both of them to myself! I would want to be smothered and squished in between these two beautiful ladies.

[barry cox @barrycoxer]

@TheCraigCoomes and @GelatoMikey do!!! These girls are just their type! They love em hefty! #hefty #cow #overweight