Cranjis Mcboggles

no need to fear the CranMan is here #creamteam

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

Idk how to explain it but I feel like if I could bite like you could I could eat any amount of food

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

I forgot I can share my consciousness. I’m on a dry spell and I’m probably gonna implode. If you don’t hear from me yk why. Anyway, cranman out❤️

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I have to be the heisman front runner the way I’m the best player in the league #cranman

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Redbull Tylenol grav. Redbull Tylenol grav. Redbull Tylenol grav. Lord save me

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

All sack no load

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I’ve never guessed in my life. Only calculated estimations

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

“Give a girl the world she’ll want the solar system” - a wise aquatint

[mary jane @deazy201]

I can’t wait for tommrow to be over

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

Going to class is a bureaucratic ideology created by a corrupt government system brainwashing you to stop smoking weed. #getknown

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

2 mins of studying 10 minutes of phone time ratio. I need Adderall or something this isn’t working.

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

A naked man fears no pick pocketing

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

Got my $200 sunglasses stolen, chipped my tooth, and got my car towed all in a week and a half #cranmandown

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Just finished my calc 2 exam… the prof might execute me in front of the class on Monday

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Good morning! Good morning! It is a beautiful morning! (I have a guarantee of getting hammered tn)

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

I want to utilize the word skadoosh more often #help

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At the library busy forgetting everything

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Sex is just trying things you used to do w ur ex partners with a new partner and seeing if they like it (I’m not on acid currently)

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

I have unlocked a new meta for rizzing up huzz. Let me know if you wanna know even tho I’m gatekeeping this shit !!!!!

[Cranjis Mcboggles @TheCranManBalls]

Wolfgang Mozart will forever be the coldest name

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same shit different ass #cranmanalwayslands