TheCraparazzi

making fun of the oblivious by stating the obvious in the world of photography.

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Maybe i'm wrong, but did I see #douggordon have a couple of these up on his site as his own? http://t.co/pqlYW6tteA #stealingiswrong #photo

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As we head into the fall shooting season, i'm reminded of the words of #douggordon who (maybe) said..fuck it, i'll just teach the lemmings.

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@Chrishoodphotog yes...I noticed that. I agree with him, however those clients with a #Yugo budget will never pay for a #Mercedes.

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@jennamfeo @lydia_royce just one thing among MANY things she obviously doesn't know how to do #overherandherilk

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I'm back people! So tell me all the wonderful things you've learned about #photography during my hiatus! Is #douggordon still stealing?

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@grumpie_alumni thanks!

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Word of the day: Fatographer (adj) what I will no longer be after Thursday's bariatric surgery. See you all in a week! #staysnarky

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Sticking out an arm and collarbone when posing for a picture only works if you're built like a model...otherwise you just look like an idiot

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according to sources...my #sexting name is Carlos Gamble. I dunno, I'd like to think i'm more of a Hot Mess. #staysnarky

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Word Of The Day:Photidiot (adj.) A corporate client who "dabbles in photography" and wants to tell you how you should be setting up the shot

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@MissyMWAC I was thinking of IOU's

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It's just my opinion, but I kind of think that if you attend a plagiarizer's workshop, you should be able to pay for it with Monopoly money.

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I can't be the only person who thought of this today... http://t.co/6u52Yet1fn #comingtoamerica #theroyalpenis #staysnarky

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it's a boy, Mazel Tov...can we move on with more pressing issues now, rather than some kid who'll never have to wipe his own ass? #seriously

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Had planned to work today, but since the majority feels it's OK just to steal shit like #douggordon...I'll troll online for images instead

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So, we have a #facebook page, although i'm not entirely sure what to do with it. #Like it (or not...) http://t.co/oSUqNk7dNs #staysnarky

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@bitter_weddings @creativeLIVE this about ALL #photography - A free pass can't just be given because "you didn't know" ignorance isn't bliss

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thanks for all the new love here at #craparazzi headquarters. Much appreciated Today's hashtag: #ownyourshitdoug

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i am absolutely disgusted that more people aren't making a big deal about this #douggordon bullshit, ESPECIALLY #creativelive ... utter crap

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#DougGordon busted for stealing images? Color me shocked. http://t.co/JjUv9hLPDZ #photothief #dontblameothers #ownyourshit