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[thecravenone @TheCravenOne]

Find me elsewhere: https://t.co/IZoXc7BMkA

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[amy nguyen @amyngyn]

COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap
ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake
COWORKER: amy please not right now

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

If you have bad news, time to dump it now

[Justin Lee @ByJustinLee]

In honor of the final game on the SEC on CBS, Jordan-Hare will now take a 2 minutes and 30 seconds moment of silence

[Rona Wang @ronawang]

🤨

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

That’s not true, your dad fought a war with the Vietnamese and one with a tumor, and God didn’t let him win either of them.

[mhm @daveloach2]

American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense!

British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:

[Jambo 🐻 @PlayWithJambo]

the government: we have aliens and alien space buses and that's scary

us: ok but what's their healthcare system like