Crispy

Comedian. Business Hippie.
PRETTY LIGHTS
Too hood for the nerds and too weird for the thugs.
Chi 📍

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@jordanreviewsit @sp00kyadri He’s going to use the pen that’s wrapped in tape with the metal beads. The pen will run out of ink after the first 2 letters

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Hawaii is not a real place

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deadass no bullshit- I've met like 3-4 people out here that said they also quit there job, came here and never left 🔥🌴🏝️ #Hawaii #Honolulu

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I Quit my Job and bought a 1way ticket to Hawaii on June 1st. I'm just catching up on emails and credit card bills and having to figure out my 401K 😅 i forgot i have to be an Adult sometimes

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my first week in Hawaii has been something else man.. it's magical out here except i feel like the sand got somehow blended into my DNA. It won't stop following me

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@dahnikz Happy birthday boo

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BACON EGG AND THREES

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I’m so fucking jet lagged 😵‍💫

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I might’ve just met my future wife. She’s Japanese and cool af and also quit her job and moved here

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Bro Hawaii is a fucking trip. Everyone I’ve met has been cool af and also quit their job and moved here

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@dahnikz Wya? I just made it to Hawaii, looks a lil similar to where I’m at

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Beach bummin 😎 Hawaii is the definition of paradise

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3 vodkas, 1 modelo and a prequed Xanax before this flight

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The Hawaiin girl next to me smells like Mexican but a slight different scene

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Time to watch Marty Supreme for the next 10hrs

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On an airplane and never craved McDonald’s harder in my life 🔥🙏😭

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Airport shits are the worst

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@topmann118241 Do you have IG?

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Anyone want 2 free booth seats at the Chicago theater for tonight? Bobby Lee is performing and I can’t make it anymore

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@sofifimurda It’s the World Cup 🇲🇽