Yogi Adityapaad

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Having good time with Elvish Yadav

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@nothingindia @grok i want nothing coz i can buy your company 😎

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@Riocasm sabarmati report

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@CMShehbaz Chal be bsdk

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@JohnC26224958 Cost of lynching varies by region. Its usually cheaper to fund unemployed and uneducated people so usually Rs. 2 - 3

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@elonmusk Just to let you know, it will be an honour for me to be the president of the US

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@elonmusk I can bring BJP if you want…

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I propose @elonmusk to bring BJP in the United States

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Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

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@BjpSpokeperson_ @DonaldTrump @ANI Puraani yaadien ❤️

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I am happy to announce that after the mediation of the United States and @DonaldTrump, me and @ANI have agreed to dissolve our disputes and signed a contract.

The contract gives me 67% discount on my annual subscription with ANI. They will continue to endorse me as a good minister regardless of my activities. In return, they will have the right to freely broadcast the video where I said "Kya chutiyapane ka kaam karte ho".

I would also encourage @mohakmangal, @RealThugesh and other content creators to contact me and I will help them come up with a subscription discount contract with ANI.

This marks a new era in the Media Hafta Vasooli industry!

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@siddhantnn BJP still has doors open for you

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@arnavvanra @ANI @mohakmangal i also had to do the second thing

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I paid Rs. 45 Lakhs + GST to @ANI just like @mohakmangal

ANI has always praised me of being a good minister, but the reality is something different. In 2017, they were taking my interview and suddenly their mic stopped working. So like a normal Indian guy, I said "क्या चुतियापाने का काम करते हो बहनचोद?". Now, they had recorded this and started blackmailing me. After that, they asked me to take a yearly subscription of 45 Lakhs + GST and in return they would delete the video. I denied to pay and then they posted the video online. Then, I had to pay the price and they being very kind gave me a limited time discount this time, they would endorse me as a good minister on the news included with the annual subscription. I

#ANI This needs to stop! Special thanks to #MohakMangal for bringing this up

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@0xdwivedi @ANI @mohakmangal i think they are not that bad as they gave me discount at the end

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@patriot_kid1 @ANI @mohakmangal refund my money for the cancelled kingfisher flight ticket

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@trulyhumanIST @ANI @mohakmangal 🥲

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@ShashiTharoor Please join BJP 🙏

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Greatest minister with 20+ body count? 😎

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nitish kumar

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At Kejriwal's wedding

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@FrontalForce to earn electoral bonds