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We love movies. We swear.

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Can anyone lend me $40?

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Still no #Oscar category for film critics? Pathetic.

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Can’t wait to see the new Tom Hanks movie in theaters! He’s already had COVID, so it’s totally safe.

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A JURASSIC PARK prequel about John Hammond’s flea circus scam. #YoureWelcomeHollywood

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Every moment has been our favorite! But if pressed, probably our AVENGERS: ENDGAME screening. We got there so early we were finally able to start GAME OF THRONES on John’s iPad.

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Tell me your favorite moment you ever experienced in a movie theater. GO.

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Forget new releases. Let’s digitally replace the actors in classic movies with 2020’s most popular celebrities! We’ve always wanted to see The Rock play ALL 12 angry men. #ReopenHollywood

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Hey @AMCTheatres here’s a thought: instead of requiring your guests to wear masks, just limit screenings to two or three people and raise your ticket prices to make up for any lost profits! Let’s keep politics out of our movie-going experience, OK? #ReopenHollywood

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While we fully support a Splash Mountain retheme, we think Disney totally dropped the ball on this one. ANY of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies would’ve been a better fit. #MissedOpportunity

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The critics agree: Move over, Percy Jackson! There's a new wizard in town!

Katie Walsh of Tribune News Service raves: "It’s ... worth the time to stream."

https://t.co/qegEVZpfSx

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Favorite Spielberg? For us, it’s this — no question!

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How about a little less Manic Pixie Dream Girl and a little more Manic Pixie Dream Guy?!

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Forget early releases. Let’s start live-streaming screenwriters as they draft the next phase of the MCU! #YoureWelcomeHollywood

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Really missing the theater experience during quarantine, so we started charging our families $20 per person to watch TV. $40 if they want to bring snacks from the kitchen.

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Any critics down for a video montage of us all singing that sappy lullaby from HOOK?

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We are overdue for a Shawshank Redemption reboot. Here’s some dream casting:

Andy — Zac Efron
Red — Kevin Hart
Warden — Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World
Brooks — Betty White

Let us know your dream cast for the rest of the film! #ShawshankRebootdemption

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Worried about getting the coronavirus at the movie theater?

Do what we do: rent from Redbox, grab some fast food on ride back, and watch from home! No risk of contracting a disease that way!

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It’s hump day, folks! Or as we like to call it: GUMP DAY! That’s because every Wednesday at work, we sneak in an afternoon screening of FORREST GUMP. Pro tip: bathroom stalls are the perfect hiding spot. If your boss asks, just tell ‘em you were rockin’ a monster dook.

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Dates TBD until MoMA responds to our emails. Or if anybody else is willing to host, DM us! Our artist fees are very reasonable! (3/3)

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The critics agree: we’re about to take the art world by storm! John and I are proud to finally announce our first-ever performance piece titled THE CRITIC IS PRESENT. (1/3)

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This week-long exhibit will see us testing our physical and emotional limits as we watch the same VHS copy of 1997’s comedy classic FOR RICHER OR POORER on a continuous loop. (2/3)