The Crobar

Soho's legendary heavy metal nightspot.

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I did not expect to see a Delorean in Sainsbury’s carpark. How the hell did he get out of it?

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

Bloody hell! Just over a week till Xmas. Somehow it’s managed to sneak up on me again.
Despite all the hooha, I hope you all have a wonderful holiday.
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https://t.co/MKprZhaap8

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

@julez_66 Sadly, no. Aussie customs are utter bastards who hate none Australian cotton and have a habit of confiscating them.
As such, it’s far more trouble than it’s worth.
Have a word with them, tell them to stop being spoilsports 😀

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Stuck for stocking fillers for the Rocker in your life?
We have a whole bunch of goodies available on line, with a 20% discount to boot.
Head to
https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
to have a look 🤘🏼

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How come the death of Jesus is Good Friday, but a money off sale is Black Friday? 🤷🏼‍♂️
Very strange, but there’s still money off Crobar merch 👍🏼😁🤘🏼

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Crobar merch is still available from
https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Now that it’s getting chilly 🥶, the guys at Merch Direct are offering a buy one, get one half price on Crobar hoodies at
https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
and you can stay toasty warm.

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What can you say about a rubbish Mummy joke?
It sphinx!
Crobar halloween merch available at
https://t.co/5dxPbXUHVP
See you on the streets for trick or treat 😈 👻 ☠️

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper!
It’s halloween, so check out our spooky merch at
https://t.co/yO1eRRwUTk

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Hey boys and girls,
If you fancy a new Crobar t-shirt, get yourself a free bottle opener keyring while your about it. Offer ends midnight Friday @ https://t.co/MKprZhaap8

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Merch Direct are still giving away keyring bottle openers with Crobar t-shirts.
Available at
https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
until the 1st October 👍🏼🤘🏼

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Get a free keyring/bottle opener with your t-shirt order.
Check it out at
https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
Offer runs till 1st October.

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@jribbens @GYeoell Yes, just to add insult to injury.
I had a feeling the landlord had somebody lined up from the off.

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I’ve been asked to post this photo. I’m told it’s a clue, but it’s so mysterious, I haven’t been told anything else.

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The guys at Merch Direct are back from their holidays and are running a special offer on our merch for the whole of September. Nice one guys!

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@CityWestminster Hi,
Sorry, what is a DM?
Thanks,
Richard.

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

@CityWestminster
Can someone please contact me regarding business rates. This is an urgent matter, but phoning and email are getting me nowhere, neither is your website. HELP!

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

@CityWestminster Wonderful. Thank you very much.

[The Crobar @TheCrobar]

Crobar Beer n’ Whisky, Rock n’ Roll t-shirts and hoodies etc. now available from https://t.co/MKprZhaap8
I’m afraid you’ll have to provide your own sex and drugs.