The Cryptid Sisters

Podcast for the Living, the Dead, and the Undecided.

On Instagram: @cryptidsisters

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@GinkgosPocket Where is the essay???

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Hey y'all, some of you may have already heard but we are not recording any new episodes. I'll be working to get the ones we have in the can up as soon as possible. We've loved the time we spent being the only podcast for the living, the dead, and the undecided.

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@ChibiHelloween Thank you for coming on the ride with us

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There are other exciting projects on the horizon so be on the lookout for them!
Keep stayin spooky!

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News Update: Bringing Skunk Ape canned lima beans in exchange for large branches is not "crypto currency."
We're sorry for the confusion.

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Sick and tired of getting stuck in traffic behind the slow, nearly imperceptible march of Time?
Marching is Time's favorite hobby. Maybe you should consider that before complaining.

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@ded6d6 Lungs full of water, just like your ancestors.

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The newest Ancestor Diet just dropped.
Swim down, impossibly deep, until you arrive at a deep sea vent. Gain your nourishment from the volcanic gases of the earth, just like your single celled ancestors.
The healthiest way to eat.

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@brian_realcap1 If we come across anything we shall report!

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@brian_realcap1 Not yet

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@DirtyDanDunit It's never too early for anxiety. It's usually too late though.

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Wake up and smell the growing unease

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Time's running out

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For Sale: Used baby shoes. Very worn. Unbelievably worn. So worn you will question your own mortality.

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Science Fact: If you weigh 100lbs and eat 1lb of chicken nuggets the other people at the office luncheon will be upset that you took all the chicken nuggets. Those were supposed to be shared with everyone.

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@ChibiHelloween We strive to surprise

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@brian_realcap1 I cannot speak for them without our lawyers present

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The cryptid urge to shake the phone vigorously when taking a selfie.

[Felicia @fajitahardy16]

Sure sex is great, but have you ever deleted 10 minutes of audio you don't have to edit?

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Limited time merch

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