Stoned Ape

Chart Analyst | Crypto Spaces Host |Stacking Sats Since 2017 | online crypto journal- tweeting my thoughts on the market

[The Beacon Signal @thebeaconsignal]

They finally did it.
They made butter
without cows
without plants
without oil
without life.

Just carbon.
Just the base element of your body
compressed into a spreadable lie
served warm with billionaire approval.

Forget nature.
Forget biology.
You’re not eating anymore.
You’re uploading calories from a patented dystopia
while they pat themselves on the back for “innovation.”

This isn’t food.
It’s proof of ownership.
You don’t eat to survive now
you eat to comply.

They took butter
and turned it into a ritual.
A daily communion with a system
that wants to see how far you’ll stretch your definition of nourishment
before you snap.

And of course it has the blessing of Bill Gates.
Because nothing says “health”
like synthetic lipids
engineered in a lab
by the man who once sold you a blue screen
and now wants root access to your metabolism.

They won’t stop until you’re eating your own carbon
smiling
saying thank you
and asking for seconds.

But hey
at least it’s cruelty free.
Except for the part where it kills you slowly
with a barcode.

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

@Scott_OBthatsme @intern @inversebrah “Executive orders on crypto” , is wild

And with all the anticipation , probably gonna be a sell the news event

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Market boutta drop some ass , and you already know I’m gonna ape in so hard

Might catch a charge after I make this market my little bitch

Gonna make some x’s out here

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

@FleuryNFT @BRC20Coins Cooked brotha

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

A close above $99.8K and we’re golden

A close below $92K and we’re goin down

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Everyone thinks the bull market is just getting started, but nobody wants to acknowledge the fact that BTC has been vertical for 2 years straight, just hit multi-year resistance , fear and greed is very high, and RSI has been above 90 almost three times on weekly

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

"This is probably the biggest con that we've ever had."

Geologist Prof. Ian Plimer: "There is no climate emergency... It has never been proven that human emissions of CO2 drive global warming."

"Only 3% of emissions are from humans, the rest is natural... So if you're to prove that humans, and their emissions of the the gas of life, change climate, then you also have to prove that the natural emissions—97% of all emissions—don't change climate. That has never been addressed."

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

$90K bitcoin

If only the listened…

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

If your price isn’t death, it’s only a matter of time before you’re bought out

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Defend yourself from globalism like your life depends on it, because one day it will

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

76% of all personal income tax last month went to servicing the $34 trillion national debt.

How did we get here?

Two men: FDR and Richard Nixon.

Together, they broke the dollar. And put the American people into debt slavery.

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

If I had a Time Machine I’d still manage to lose money on my positions

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Buy $ZOOM (zoombot) or stay poor forever

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

If you don’t buy Zoombot now, then I’ll remind you again in a couple months after it does a 30x.

Such a legendary play right here

Next solana telegram bot with some rev-share as a bonus. Super fast with good UI

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Is it just me or is solana a day trading cake walk?

[Stoned Ape @TheCryptoHerd]

Just started trading solana with 50x leverage

A new era has begun

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@Cryptohead19 We’re gonna have half as much bitcoin in 3 days… this sucks

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The memes that recover from this recent correction will double their previous ATH

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