The Pump Guy

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[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

The Pump Guy - Doing bounties live.

I will become the official mascot of pumpfun

$PUMPGUY

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

There is a new brainrot AI slop going viral on Instagram and tiktok called “Bob The Dealer.”

He is going super VIRAL with millions of likes and views on TikTok and Instagram.

I have onboarded @b0bthedealer and he will get 100% creator rewards.

His wallet: FuRsonwLZ3uJKwhEV5WwDf65gd3djNXTfpGCWY6UBZtW

Tiktok: https://t.co/iqWFF8qV6H

IG: https://t.co/RCUA0HiTuw

Linktree: https://t.co/xgCfrSCi1N

[burger (real) @imdaburger]

Everyone Fudding solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump because of solana:Hkpi2SkNWm5LogyY1Bz4zYTq5REVvco2aYWd1tYppump

there are a few things people don't understand it seems:

- These tokens, although being in the same soccer/football niche, are completely different and serve different purposes (One is an overcomplicated ecosystem while the other is OG and serves a clear purpose: bet on the World Cup

- solana:Hkpi2SkNWm5LogyY1Bz4zYTq5REVvco2aYWd1tYppump is too overcomplicated, people talk about them having an easier way to onboard normies, but if you were a normie, would you rather :
1- Have to learn a complex ecosystem with overcomplicated mechanics
2- Simply buy your favourite team and win
(I think the asnwer is easy)

- Another important point is, with this fud, entries right now on teams from solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump are way better than polymarket,
Example: Let's take portugal, polymarket is giving a 10x payout if you bet on portugal and they win the cup. Meanwhile, a 10x from $PORTUGAL coin right now would be a mere 1-2M market cap, it's clear that the winner will go much higher with the hype that will drive it up, and considering solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump ATH even 2 weeks before the world cup.

TLDR:
solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump is a simple, OG, fair game with better odds than even polymarket

solana:Hkpi2SkNWm5LogyY1Bz4zYTq5REVvco2aYWd1tYppump is an overcomplicated, overrated project that focus more on the "wow" factor than real functionality.

Also its bundled to shit and they hide it under "supply control" 😂

thanks for the entry on solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump btw

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

@imdaburger Hey @imdaburger love the work brother

Would u be so kind to let me win 1 thanks bro i love u if u do

FuRsonwLZ3uJKwhEV5WwDf65gd3djNXTfpGCWY6UBZtW

[burger (real) @imdaburger]

Yo since I'm back and I been printing its time to give back

made like 40k in 2 days so,

I'm giving away 5 sol to 5 winners (1 sol each)

Rules to participate:
- Follow me
- Like and RT
- Engage with my other posts
- Comment your SOL addy

[burger (real) @imdaburger]

Another easy farm / burger

[burger (real) @imdaburger]

Bought some $PORTUGAL here iykyk

Se2HT3A2WTqdpAeBy6wwuYMtoqmodGC7eLxrBFUpump

send it 1M

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

Safe to say health is you wealth at this point

Ebola, Covid, Hanta

I think with the latest world viruses we truly understand how fragile life can be, and hoe the most important thing we all have, is our health

tomorrow is never promised, appreciate the time you have here

Health is wealth. The most valuable currency

https://t.co/FDiyzg2v9p

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

THESE MONKEYS WERE SMUGGLED, ABUSED, AND EVEN KEPT IN THE UNDERWEAR OF THEIR KIDNAPPERS

Their rescuers gave them a plushie to share and comfort them, acting as their mothers 1 of the 3 monkeys unfortunately passed away, leaving the 2 Survivors who made it through

Check it out:
https://t.co/k7rvDDkVZJ
https://t.co/Ri2xVmmId8

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

How has this not been done yet?

Hiroshi Suzuki who is the Japanese Ambassador to the United Kingdom posts pictures of this Paddington bear plushie every single day

The posts have been going super viral, each gaining hundereds and thousands views

You can literally check his profile, he posts it every single time

Is this not free ?

$Paddington

https://t.co/C6VGbMoHzT

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

Virus meta has commenced There is a virus named DOUG nickname for D146G This fits perfect for virus infected Shiba runner $D614G

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

the last time trump said "now is great time to buy"

THE MARKET WENT FULL UP

NOW, HE IS SHILLING AN ENTIRE PORTFOLIO???

everyone is already talking about it

tweet 1: https://t.co/oYevxd8RX1

tweet 2: https://t.co/1hIVLB2rdS

tweet 3:
https://t.co/p5qdNsmyOF

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

President Trump reportedly filed a 113-page disclosure showing over 3,600 transactions so far in 2026.

The filing appears to show $1M+ positions in:
• $NVDA
• $NOW
• $ADBE
• $WDAY
• $ORCL
• $MSFT
• $AVGO
• $AMZN
• $UBER
• $AAPL
• $BA
• $DELL

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

It's called the clarity ACT?

Freest narrative of all time

Act C: The Clarity Prophecy

Clarity sounds way better and has much more longevity.

This will get talked about for so long, obvious runner

https://t.co/xboFquphYz

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

CLARITY is closer than ever.

The bill is strong. It will benefit the American people by making the US financial system faster, cheaper and more accessible. It will also ensure that the US leads in the global race to build the next generation of our financial system.

Huge thank you to the Senate, their staff, and 3.7m @standwithcrypto advocates for helping to get this legislation to where it is today.

Mark it up.

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

Memecoins are digital commodities

Commontitty is running, but the meme isn't even Commontitty

It's Cumontitty , I'm the original dev, i launched this on bonk like 1 year ago and it bonded. time to bond it on pump

Cumontitty = Commodity

Send the OG one $Cumontitty

Will make comms

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

hi guys

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

hi there

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

In the crypto clarity act they mention that memecoins are going to be called digital commodities

perfect time to run this since the event is tomorrow

It’s called digital commodities because the sec can’t categorise them as a asset

This is literally saying that memes will stay forever and we won’t add harsh regulations on them

https://t.co/cyTs4s0eLW

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

On the NEW trump club website you can see a leaderboard of the top holders of trump. One of these stands out.

It's called "Mr. X" and funded from a robinhood wallet that has only ever traded solana:2qEHjDLDLbuBgRYvsxhc5D6uDWAivNFZGan56P1tpump

in the past.

It's held trump as a top holder for over a year, and roundtripped MILLIONS: https://t.co/M7XA7XTLBR

Could this be Elon's wallet???

I'm deploying Mr. X and sending him fees: 5y1B4UQcBt6onVEzZZFjXPjZnD4NEW7XEsHTM22Enui3

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

hi

[The Pump Guy @TheCryptronix]

MTFR says "MANGA" as the first word aka a manga panel Why are we running a coin without one of the key components?? It's at 25k, free vamp