🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩

Jasper/Cactus/Jazz | ♒ 02/06/1995 ♒ | He/Him/It/Freak | BiPan | Demisexual | I write, draw, and make really stupid jokes. So bi I'm bipolar. #BLM #TransRights

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

"What did you see, when you looked down into that puddle of your own blood? What was reflected back at you?"

"I saw pain. I saw suffering. I saw my purpose."

(CW face trauma)

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

Coke milk

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

I get the feeling this is the exact person who would have bullied the hell out of you for liking Yu-Gi-Oh! back in High School.

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

@hausofdecline Twist Lois is fine it's just Peter was hard enough to control before and absolutely none of them are capable of handling him sundowning except maybe Meg and she refuses

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

This isn't me ship shaming that's just a lot for 3 in the AM

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

-> I wake up early, my arm is hurting so I scroll around YouTube to distract myself

-> I discover people are shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling

-> You know what the arm pain isn't that bad I think I've had enough Internet

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

@_xSuccuboix_ Oh it'd be fun to see the Lincoln Park Zoo do it with their animals

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

Why do my legs look like chicken drumsticks when I look down at them

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

happy pride

[🍉🏳️‍🌈 duo-thang 🍑 @leebbees]

not a single garlic was harmed in the making of this sauce

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

I don't know what a dirty soda is

I know what vodka is and that's what I'll be drinking until my power comes back

[Cam @cashappmeplzz]

The lgbtq community WILL be rooting for Mexico during the world cup!

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

@DreadedJai It was while watching Moana 7 that I began to grow suspicious

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

My power went out

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

I'm saying this more because I see people getting all excited about it

Once you reach a certain age you start bruising incredibly easy, and at the same time doctors will start testing your blood more often as a lifetime of choices catches up to you

Bruised hands mean nothing

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

Yes I've checked and asked, I'm just short enough to need to climb everything but not enough to call it a medical condition

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

I actually can promise more posts about random misconceptions I do it often

[🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩 @TheCubeCactus]

Like Napoleon wasn't short, he wasn't tall but he was nowhere near the heights he's often depicted as, the psychological stuff he had going on was probably narcissism and not really related to his height

I'm shorter than Napoleon was and by medical standards I'm not Little