TheCyberPipe

The thoughts and opinions are mine alone #thecyberpipe

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@timbrownuk Well they all come as ones...

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Liaise with vendors
A locale designed for thought
I'll have a Guinness

#CrapHaiku

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Power breakfast time
Egg and bacon McMuffin
The meal of champions

#CrapHaiku

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Strong perimeter
Defending against outside
Look inward also

#CrapHaiku

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A full system tray
Hosting an endpoint party
Goodbye CPU

#CrapHaiku

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Vendors promise much
Of course it will integrate
... If you pay us more

#CrapHaiku

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Lateral movement
compensating controls fly
Unfurl the defence

#CrapHaiku

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Inspired by @timbrownuk

Breach identified
Swiftly we must plug the gap
But wait! it's Richard

#CrapHaiku

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Data is gathered
Slumbering on vast arrays
Encrypted at rest

#CrapHaiku

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Have a guess he said
And awaited their judgment
Solid forty two

#CrapHaiku

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My charge is finite
He forgets this every time
Cursing outside pub

#CrapHaiku

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Telemetry laps
the shores of the data lake
No useful output

#CrapHaiku

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Haiku's are easy
But often look like nonsense
Thought the cyberpipe

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#munich

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Threat Intel report - Astro Turf requires no mowing.. more breaking news to follow

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#schnauzerpipe

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#PipeImmersed

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#thecyberpipe #cisco in Prague. #workhardplayhard

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