𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮

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Research Dir. E. Kelly
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(Parody, NSFW DNI, minor)

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

As much as I can be

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

Are you ready ?

[Lat @latzephr]

Yeah bro I’ve been drawing in fact I’m making my next piece right as we speak

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

“ Oh your foundation- ”

[He put his hands behind his head]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

" Great observation Detective Holmes . "

" Hands behind your head . "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: “I’m starving-!”
🦊: “Me too just shut up”

[𝙰𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚞 @YellowBakaBaka]

Uhhh let me check.

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: Evelyn Kelly
🪶: Pesuta

[inactive @CONTROL_ILLUMI_]

— [ @TheD1rective ]
And who might you be?

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: “…Do you have a chocolate eclair?”

[𝙰𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚊 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚞 @YellowBakaBaka]

[READER].. for the last time.

We're outta of glazed donuts.
We're outta of jelly donuts.
We're outta bavarian cream-filled donuts.
We're outta of cinammon rolls.
And we're outta of apple fritters.

CHOOSE SOMETHING WE HAVE ON THE MENU.

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

@AlphaXrayDELTA8 Assuming you took drugs for the stomach ache and they’re working

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: “…Wait a minute you’re not police”

[HE DROPPED TO HIS KNEES]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ They opened the door ]

" ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW ! "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: [HE IS SO FUCKED CHAT]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ one of the lower-ranking operatives shouted ]

" Breaching Utility closet ! "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: [HE’S IN THE UTILITY CLOSET]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ Operatives searched upstairs . ]

[ Under every bed , in every wardrobe . ]

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: [WHISPERING]

“ Shittt ”

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

" Get more units upstairs please . "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: [Breathing very quietly]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ Boot-steps filled the room , along with the opening of doors and cabinets . ]

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: [WHISPERING]

“What the fuck-”

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

" Lambda-18 . Search the area . "

" Cuff anyone here . "

" If they try to attack , lethal force is authorized . "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: [Staring from her hiding place]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ 3 seconds went by . ]

[ . . . ]

[ The door was then busted open and MTF-Lambda 12 came storming in . ]

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🪶: [Alan stood idle, staring at his phone]

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

[TOTAL UTTER SILENCE]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

" Open the door . "

" Last chance before we break it down . "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

🦊: “ Hide. ”

🪶: [HE NODDED, RUNNING UPSTAIRS]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

" We know you're in there . "

" Open the door . "

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

@MR_RINGADING HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK//

[𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 @TheD1rective]

[ALAN AND EVELYN STARE AT EACH OTHER, THEN THE DOOR]

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐀 . @Delta8_Epsilon6]

[ KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ]

" This is the Police . Open your door please . "

[ . . . ]

" [READER] . This is the Police . We have a warrant for your arrest . "

" Open the door now , or we will break it down . "

[‏َ @OCRPSUPPORT]

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