Chaser

Sco Ducks

[Chaser @TheD3puty]

“I can’t fall asleep without my show on.”

The show

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Buc-ee’s in swing states the moment when the state swings blue.

[DJ @TxForever]

Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers deep and it’s 3rd down.

[Barstool Ducks @BarstoolDucks]

How have these uniforms not come back in some way yet?

[David Schiele @Deacon_Schiele]

This will be me telling the quarterback on my TV there’s a safety creeping up to blitz

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Was this really worth a push notification at 10pm

[Marcelo€ @Banderson8921]

My dad just got denied for heart surgery so lady you can fuck off

[jules 🏴‍☠️🇵🇸antifa bus driver 💀🚍 @punishedjules]

Too many fat cops on crumbling US infrastructure. America’s metaphor

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

That’s a relief I wasn’t sure how I was going meet my government mandated Pat McAfee consumption quota but this gets me over the threshold

[The Quackalorian 🦆 @DuckOnQuack2023]

USC burners when football is played on grass and not a twitter prediction…

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

Also weather related.

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

Nah, this looks weather related.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Fun fact: The scrap value of gold and copper inside of a flock camera is worth more than a catalytic converter.

Carry on.

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

It's nice for Brian Thompson's family to wish for Luigi Mangione to go free

[Retro Pitt @RetroPitt]

Pat McAfee costing his team a chance to go to the National Championship Game to the tune of his album, The Diary of a Polarizing Figure

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

jaxson dart is trying to get as many concussions and possible so he can communicate better with skattebo

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Cannot even imagine losing a PR battle so hard that you start getting ripped on by a high school cross country website. 💀

[Geaux Ducks @GeauxDuck]

Check mate Ryan

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

We have to share a country with people who think this is cool.