Daniel Bowen

Country but cultured, follow back

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

I dont understand, girls will brag about doing bald headed hoe shit the whole time they're single then pretend to be wifey material as soon as they get a bf 🤔🤔🤔🙄😑

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

He didnt forget what you asked him to do. He just wasnt listening when you asked him the first time.

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

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[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

@blakekelley3 Shoot our bonus is no days off for Christmas and. 😂😂😂

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

Man it's rough being 27 already and wanting a bunch of kids. I swear some of these single moms out here are looking extra spicy.

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

Why they let these short girls with big attitudes drive big ass SUVs? Know damn well she gonna take up the whole road in her tank

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

@RawDoggyD Sounds good brotha

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

If you my friend and you think I'm causing that to happen to you, (unlikely), please let me know, cuz I'm bout to hype you up like a pep rally.

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

I see this in full effect in our parents generation, you know the "because I said so" group.

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

I don't crave attention but it's a strange feeling to have your entire presence ignored that way.

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

You ever been in a group of people, and watched everyone turn to someone else repeatedly almost like you're invisible?

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

@blakekelley3 That was you like 2 years ago 😂😂🤣🤣

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

I can't wait for the day I get to say "Hey kids, your Mom is home, we better go help her with the groceries"

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

All good family movies start with a vicious murder #Deadpool2

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

The scene in Deadpool where they go after the bartender and everyone backs him up is so true. You really don't mess with a bartender surrounded by regulars

[Daniel Bowen @TheDBowen]

Laid down to take a nap slept so long I woke up thinking it was time for work 👌