Dad's Fantasy Football

The essential instant updates, rumors, and suggestions for the Dad’s 12 man, highly competitive fantasy football league.

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BREAKING: The DFFL has acquired a new member 👀

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New Orleans D/ST scoring 36 points tonight to give Kaden the win

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@ScottBankes80 I’d suggest lawyering up, as we have

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[Dont Fuckle with Shuckle @DFWSMedia]

Its week 5 baby, shuckies are up against Owen. Now heres a guy who cant get an erection, he’s tried all the herbs and nothing works! Despite him not knowing how to get it up, theres one thing he does know, ITTTTTSSSS FOOTBALLL TIMEEEE

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Recap: Bobandy vs Mason in Week 5

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@TheDFFL9 Thats right chumps its almost time. The beginning of your demise is upon you. You are at 10 years of being fuckled, and we are NOT letting up. So pray to your god or whatever famous pop star you worship, because you fuckled…

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“Tua and Jerome Ford for Patrick Mahomes is a fair trade, probably better for you actually”

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@owen_simlar @DailyMail @TheMessenger I don’t think so

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𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭: Taylor Swift and #DFFL manager Owen Simlar have linked and are reportedly "Quietly hanging out" according to the @DailyMail and @TheMessenger

Both Taylor and Owen are 33-years old and Owen recently admitted he tried make a move on Swift at one of her tour dates 👀

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Tough week for the commish

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Liam: “Oh boy I sure hope my team scores points this week!”

The team:

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The 9th first NFL Sunday of the year is just about underway in the DFFL. This week’s “It’s Football Time!” Is brought to you by “Odie” 🐶🐶🐶

The long journey to glory starts now.

LONG LIVE THE DFFL🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Update: Dane Thelen, the second newest member of the league, says he has written down every single league member invited before him.

"I still remember those names."

Dane indicated it will be used as motivational fuel.

(h/t @KPRC2)

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Update: #Texans 3rd round pick, WR Tank Dell, says he has written down every single WR drafted before him.

"I still remember those names."

Tank indicated it will be used as motivational fuel.

The WRs drafted ahead of Tank were:
#Seahawks Jaxon Smith-Njigba
#Chargers Quentin Johnston
#Ravens Zay Flowers
#Vikings Jordan Addison
#Panthers Jonathan Mingo
#Packers Jayden Reed
#Chiefs Rashee Rice
#Broncos Marvin Mims

(h/t @KPRC2)

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Wow 🚨🚨🚨😳😳😳

With just hours until the draft, sources have confirmed that @ScottBankes80 will select RB Snoop Connor with the first pick 😳😳😳

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Draft Day Countdown:
9 hours and 30 minutes #DFFL

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Year 9 is only hours away👀👀

Draft begins at 9:30pm EST
Wednesday, August 23rd

@ScottBankes80 You are on the 🕘

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SOURCE: Many executives around the league believe that Tyler Boyd has a “good shot” to fall to Nico’s pick at 9
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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Who will make history this season??

DFFL Mock Draft 1.01 is coming 🔜