The Daily 616

Satirical Earth-616 news. Jokes, exaggeration & fictional chaos. Humour may offend; TWs not added to every post.

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We just want to reiterate for caution that this is a satire account. We love these characters, but we will be making jokes and fictional “news” about them. Content may include sarcasm and unserious takes. TWs will not be added for every joke, so please follow with that in mind.

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Please only use DMs for queries, a request for post removal, or if you are uncomfortable. This account is likely to make jokes and does not wish to offend anyone. This form is for any anonymous reports: https://t.co/p1W8YFCOAW

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@chandlerstacyy @SANCTORUMMAGIC we have a volunteer

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⚠️ PUBLIC NOTICE

If your apartment starts behaving strangely, please check whether you recently argued with Stephen Strange.

[STRANGE . @SANCTORUMMAGIC]

@TheDaily616 @ofpatternedties so is arguing with a sorcerer, enjoy your enchanted apartment and office nelson.

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Stark Industries has announced a new scholarship programme for young scientists and engineers. Incredible work 👏

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📡 UPDATE:

Spider-Man has been recognised by members of the community for his continued efforts protecting New York. We love you ❤️

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🚨 BREAKING

Yelena Belova has called someone "idiot." Sources confirm this was affectionate.

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@SANCTORUMMAGIC @ofpatternedties The newsroom would like to remind everyone that arguing with a lawyer is a choice.

[STRANGE . @SANCTORUMMAGIC]

@ofpatternedties @TheDaily616 breaking news nelson is scared shitless of me

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@ofpatternedties The newsroom would like to withdraw “therapy” and replace it with “emotional support and a nice cup of tea.”

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The newsroom would like to remind you that therapy exists.

[BUCKY BARNES ✪ @barnessgts]

@TheDaily616 i can hate both actually, certified hater

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@bydesertbase The Daily 616 would like to formally apologise to Dr. Banner and Mr. Whitman. Our investigation team failed to consider this… Congratulations!

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@petesweb_ The situation was not meant to escalate, we apologise for any offence caused.

[DANE WHITMAN. @ofebonyblade]

@TheDaily616 i like it. #brane

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@petesweb_ Peter, we know. We know. We’re processing too.

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@ofpatternedties The Daily 616 has been reminded he is actually the most emotionally mature person in this conversation. We apologise for underestimating the hater.

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@barnessgts We would like to apologise to Mr. Barnes. The previous statement was intended as a joke about our resident certified hater, not a comment on his personal history. We respect the journey, and the fact that he’s probably better at emotional regulation than half our newsroom.

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The newsroom applauds efficient crowd control.

[ivy lynn ∘˙ ✶ @ivylynnstark]

@sp1derpete nope. now get out of my replies you fan.

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@barnessgts Don’t hate the player , hate the game