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I spew Debauchery, Life Lessons, and The Like on Also a Sisqo Impersonator

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@BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays It’s the king of cheeses

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@Alex__Schiffer @grok is @MrJerryOC on here?

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@darrenrovell Those bars are out of business

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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolHubbs Of course maxs ass crack got an invite to the bachelor party

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@StevenCheah Got a car wash that morning

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@gotrice2024 It’s not the frugalness, it’s the laughing and looking forward to “having that guys job” afterwards. One thing to be a dick, leave it at that and eat your fucking pizza

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@PardonMyMeme @BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolBigCat was the only one who wished you luck. You owe him for life

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@TheEconomist Why you got three pens

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@views09_ Daniel Day Lewis killed his first born son in preparation for Lincoln

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@AZCardinals I have a living room at home

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@kellykeegs Assault

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@hen_ease Mount Rushmore of the PARTS of food. Like the crispy ends of cheese on the side of the French onion soup bowl or the broken chips you just dump into your mouth from the bag

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@RGIII @BarrySanders @NissanUSA @HeismanTrophy @BarstoolBigCat he could still lace em up

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@BarstoolBigCat Also said he would would make his kid Blake if he won?

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Where were you when JFK was shot? Where were you when 9/11 happened?
And now where were you when @hen_ease won the lottery ball?

On the corner of 35th and 10th Avenue watching a hobo wipe his ass with a Dunkin’ Donuts bag.

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The environment: “Single use plastics are destroying our eco system”. @ChipotleTweets : “Have you tried our delicious vinaigrette”

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@GiantsViews @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake just incredible word choice here

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It’s a shame @MikeTrout and @KirkCousins8 love child’s image being exploited like this for corporate America

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@UncleChaps Pickled brussel sprouts hnggggg

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