The Daily Deacon

Faith for the soul. Wisdom for the day. Rhymes whether you asked for them or not. 🙏

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Life has a funny way of changing your PLANS… 😂 but a DETOUR doesn’t mean God forgot the DESTINATION! Sometimes the SCENIC ROUTE is where He improves the VIEW! 🙌

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I’m trying to keep my EYES on JESUS… 😂 but whoever brought DONUTS to the lobby is TESTING my VISION! 🙌

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Your MOUTH can say HALLELUJAH while your FEET say I AIN’T MOVIN’! 😂 Faith ain’t just what you SHOUT—it’s what you STEP OUT!

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You can know every VERSE and still be going in REVERSE! 😂 God didn’t give you His Word just to fill your HEAD—He gave it to change how you LIVE instead! 🙌

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Some days I’m WALKING in the SPIRIT… other days I’m just glad GRACE has a GOOD PAIR OF RUNNING SHOES! 😂🙌

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Don’t get so busy defending your POSITION that you forget your COMMISSION! 🙌 Jesus didn’t send us out to win every DEBATE—He sent us out to reach people before it’s too LATE!

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I asked God for more PATIENCE… 😂 apparently He heard, “Please send me more PEOPLE to PRACTICE ON!” 🙌

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You can’t keep giving temptation a SEAT, then act surprised when it wants something to EAT! 😂 Quit feeding what you’re asking God to DEFEAT! 🙌

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I’ve learned that God and GPS have one thing in common… 😂 when I miss a TURN, neither one says the trip is OVER! He just finds another way to get me where I need to GO! 🙌

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“A BIBLE that’s FALLING APART usually belongs to somebody who AIN’T! 😂 Keep wearing out the WORD, and the WORD will keep working on YOU!”

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When you’re feeling a little LOW, remember how far God helped you GO! 😂 You may not be where you WANNA be, but thank God you ain’t where you USED TO BE! 🙌

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You can shout AMEN from the BACK to the FRONT, but if you won’t LIVE IT on Monday, Sunday was just a STUNT! 😂

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Some folks are waiting on a SIGN from God when He already gave ’em a BIBLE! 😂 Quit asking for a CLUE when He already told you what to DO! 🙌

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You can’t expect a BLESSING while you’re sitting there GUESSING! 😂 When God says MOVE, quit asking Him to PROVE—put on your SHOES and get in the GROOVE! 🙌

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Just because it’s CONVENIENT don’t mean it’s GOD’S WAY! The easy road can look good now, but it often leads you away from what God has called you to DO!

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You can’t WHINE about the HARVEST when you’ve been too LAZY to PLANT! 😂 Even Noah had to swing a HAMMER before he got to float the BOAT! 🙌

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“If your PRIDE won’t take CORRECTION, don’t complain when you lose DIRECTION! 😂 God can GUIDE a humble heart—but a KNOW-IT-ALL keeps missing the CALL!”

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Before you inspect somebody else’s FRUIT, make sure you’re watering your own ROOT! 😂 God didn’t call you to manage everybody else’s growth—He called you to GROW! 🙌

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When life gives you a DETOUR, don’t let it steal your JOY! 😂 God’s GPS has never said “RECALCULATING”—He already knows where He’s GOING! 🙌

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Quit trying to be a BIG SHOT and start giving God your BEST SHOT! 😂 He didn’t call you to IMPRESS—He called you to BLESS!

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