Alfred Charles William Harmsworth

British newspaper pioneer who revolutionised magazine and newspaper publishing. Hurrah!

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I have finally been able to get this confangled typewriter machine to work, hurrah!

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@MTGrepp Such a saucy little minx you are my dear. Carry on.

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@elonmusk Well why didn’t you say so, I am at your service.

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@realTrumpNewsX Oh my dear sweet Donald, what are we going to do with you. I have a lovely bit of toffee if you’re interested.

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@elonmusk Ever since Musk accused that random fellow in Thailand of being a paedophile, he seems slowly but surely lost the plot.

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@elonmusk In my humble opinion, a gentleman of elevated status and wealth should refrain from grumblings relating to tax policy. One should always hire the unwashed masses to do it, distracts them from sharpening those blasted pitchforks.

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@Nigel_Farage @NatWestGroup Either you or Morgan have my carriage, please my dear fellow it’s been months.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Out or not out? 🤷‍♂️

#EnglandCricket| #Ashes

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@MattWallace888 Oh no my dear fellow, one must at least try to hide one’s bigotry.

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@JeremyClarkson A fellow sufferer.

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@jeremycorbyn I fear it’s because it is popular.

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@jordanbpeterson @Disney It must be awfully aggravating to have such a sandy vagina. May I suggest a moist towelette.

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@rickygervais Because it makes us all colour blind - racism……..

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@_HenryBolton Oh please stop. The whole thing was an exercise in self harm. The UK is weaker, poorer, significantly more isolated on the the international stage and its plain for the whole world to see. Brexit is, was, and will always be “lost”.

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@dailystar Some hard hitting journalism from the Daily Star. Carry on.

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@FT Well I suppose those record profits just aren’t enough for BP.

On the bright side I’m looking forward to some lovely summer holidays in Antarctica, I hear the weather is expected to glorious.

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@psychominded324 @AngryMurloc @RyanTodd1978 @Nigel_Farage I am not the one swearing at people on twitter whilst simultaneously attempting to lecture one on respect. You attempted to make an economic argument in relation to Brexit, you failed.

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@_HenryBolton You are already a laughing stock.

Your meaningless platitudes are pointless.

You make no actionable points.

You were told Brexit was unworkable and would be an unmitigated economic disaster.

You look like a fish flopping around on the dock.

Carry on

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@rickygervais You look like a Wau Bulan attending a funeral, love it!

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@calvinrobinson Ah how the righteous man lectures us on film flam and poppy cock, I might have believed it if it wasn’t for the ridiculous haircut.

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@MikhailaFuller @jordanbpeterson Hurrah for ChatGPT.