Dan March

Actor, writer, comedian, voiceover. Big fan of Voltaire, Moliere and Baudelaire. #NotPretentious. & @realmacguffins. Agents: @cloreclients & @vocalpointuk

[Dan March @TheDanMarch]

Britain's answer to Disneyworld is now open - a fairytale kingdom for the whole family to enjoy #Brexitland #BrexitBenefits

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Tony Blair thinks the answer to this country’s problems is AI, welfare cuts and endless spending on war.

Who benefits? Arms companies and tech billionaires.

Once again, Blair is wrong. The answer is a redistribution of wealth and power and the relentless search for peace.

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

A year ago today prosecutors confirmed for the first time the full list of 21 charges Andrew and Tristan Tate will face when returned to the UK, including rape, actual bodily harm and human trafficking. Here's Andrew with one of his mates, who called him an "important voice" for young men. #Farage

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This week alone:

DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.

The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.

The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.

Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.

It’s just Thursday.

The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

[Simon Webber @siwebber2000]

@archer_rs @iain4europe

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

@archer_rs If a worker doesn't declare their earnings in the UK, they go to jail. If Farage doesn't declare 5 million, it's the hacker's fault.

You're a tax evader; you should be in jail.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Another five Reform Party councillors forced to resign today.

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

If, as Farage claims, the £5m is for security, there will be records

Invoices

Bank transfers

Accountancy records

Close protection companies have to be SIA registered

They will be a Ltd company, so there will be accounts with Companies house.

VAT

Easily proved, Nigel.

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

🚨 NEW: Panorama investigated Christopher Harborne’s £10m donation to the Brexit Party back in 2020 - now, years later, fresh questions are being raised under strikingly similar circumstances.

The old clip of Nigel Farage hanging up on a BBC interviewer when pressed about Harborne is resurfacing again.

[Verso Europa 🇪🇺 @VersoEuropa]

This is what belief in Europe looks like.

Tbilisi, Georgia. 🇪🇺🇬🇪

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

You cannot be sane and vote Reform.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?

Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”

Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.

Silence.

Every single one of them refused to say it.

Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Nigel Farage used to boast about his closeness to Donald Trump.

Now Trump’s war is pushing up bills, he’s gone very quiet.

So here’s a little reminder.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Reform want to round up migrants and detain them indefinitely in areas that don’t vote for them.

Yet for most of our media, it’s those marching for Palestine who are creating hatred & fear.

These disgusting plans are an affront to democracy — and must be fiercely opposed.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

"Enemy from within." "Communists, Marxists, fascists, radical left thugs, vermin." "Garbage" Somalis, "low IQ people." "She's an evil, sick, crazy, b..."

Republicans want the left to tone down the rhetoric. Erm, have they listened to Donald Trump??

Zeteo put together a montage:

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Thank God my security staff were on hand in Shetland to rough up this 75 year old man who tried to take a photo of my chauffeur driven car parked in a disabled bay.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

THAT'S IT. THE UK HAS COLLAPSED. WE'RE DOOMED.

Unilever has just sold the 124-year-old brand #Marmite ... to an American company.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@reformparty_uk also me...

[Dan March @TheDanMarch]

@IpswichTown @piratesmurf24 As a lifelong @itfc fan - Can the club demand that @reformparty_uk remove the images linking our club to their agenda.

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

Nigel Farage took £585,000 from GB News. His MPs declared another £770,000. Four billionaires have spent £170 million building the media machine putting Reform in your living room every night.

Today the Guardian exposed them and what they expect in return. This is a political project funded from the top.

#ReformUK #NigelFarage #GBNews