Dave Collins

Helping make the web slightly more sarcastic since 1997. Aged father of two amazing lunatics. I specialise in SEO, sorcery and occasional lies.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@MailerLite You've suspended our account since Friday. We've done nothing wrong. Our newsletter hasn't gone out as we're "under review". You never reply to our attempts to contact you. EVERYONE on our list has opted in. Please let us send our newsletter - this is why we pay you!

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@MailerLite Our account was suspended, we did nothing wrong. I replied to your compliance guy 5 days ago. No reply. Our newsletter has not gone out. Why are you doing this? How can we speak to someone? Insanely bad service.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@coxythelegend @NordVPN Same. I even uninstalled and reinstalled. No luck.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

When we rely on incomplete information to make complete decisions, we're not being data-driven – we're being data-deceived.

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[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@GeoMahdi @claudeai Me too :-(

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

You won't have perfect data, but you will have data literacy: the ability to spot when your numbers are lying, and investigate before making expensive or consequential decisions.

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[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

An online jewellery store doubled their ad spend and saw a 30% sales increase. Good? Not necessarily.

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[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

I have no faith in Google’s honesty or trustworthiness. Call me cynical but...

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[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

An Instagram shop's reach triples after the platform changes how views are counted.

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[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@zarahsultana Well let's see, shall we? Also: choose your friends carefully.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@KemiBadenoch Words, words and more words. Don't you get tired of just talking?

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@natalimorris Why is Mossad involved? Because the rest of the world isn't that inconvenienced by dead Jews. You're clearly not.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@Wisdom_HQ Hair.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@NiohBerg All that hate needs to thrive: ignorance, stupidity and a little bit of fear.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@KemiBadenoch Words are easy. So easy. What have you done? What has your party done? Whipping-up votes with empty words isn't taking a stand. And fellow Jews: don't fall for this.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@GnasherJew The definition of a useful idiot. She's carrying another person's flag with no clue what it stands for. Impressive levels of ignorance. And your basic Jew-hate.

[Dave Collins @TheDaveCollins]

@tammydiamonds We're here - like nuggets of gold in the sewage pipes. But we're here. עם ישראל חי ❤️

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

You allowed antisemitic hate marches to take place in London on a weekly basis.

You allowed London to become a no-go zone for Jews.

You made excuses for hate marchers carrying Nazi symbols.

When Hizb ut-Tahrir (now a proscribed terrorist organisation) called for Jihad on the streets of London you said "the word jihad has a number of meanings"

You threatened to arrest a man because you said he looked "openly Jewish".

You arrested people for peacefully carrying a sign saying "Hamas are terrorists".

You are part of the problem.
Sit down and shut up.

[Nicole Lampert @nicolelampert]

Labour MP Ashley Dalton is booed and heckled when she steps in as there’s no minister here.
The chabad rabbi has to intervene and ask people to let her speak.
The anger in the air is palpable. People are furious and feel let down.