Dave Parry

Find me at cos this hellsite is dead. Grit Blocs on sale now

[Dave Parry @TheDaveParry]

A bit of Velvia magic in 6x12, enjoyed viewing these on the lightbox, can't beat it. #believeinfilm #PeakDistrict

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@Nate46016668 @HarryEnfield6

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

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@calmandfearless @SpencerProf Just glanced at this and thought for a moment it was all just Grant Shapps’ alternative identities

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@tpltravelled Some days in S11 we’re getting three things from the Lib Dems alone. Deffo the worst offenders here. Maybe this is some sort of long-form campaign stunt where today Ed Davey dives headfirst into our overflowing blue bin from a crane, symbolising the demise of the Tory party?

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@theiaincameron It’s the one where he rides down the Dubhs Ridge that gets me. It’s not *that* slabby !

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@ThisisPartridge I’ll be voting for Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III thanks. #BALDBRUMMIES

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@TheFastShow1 Tell us about your monster Dick

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

"It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now"

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@simpsons_DG It’s just the northern lights

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@tpltravelled @NaturalEngland FFS 🤦

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@simpsons_DG Holds it….holds it…

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@TheFastShow1 Hold the bells

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@DaftLimmy Alanis Nadine Morissette is a Canadian and American singer, songwriter and musician known for her emotive mezzo-soprano voice and confessional songwriting.

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@Sethb45 Not a graduate of the Tom Barrasso school of thought 🤣

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@TheFastShow1 “One on the black in this pub”

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@Tom_Coulthard @BrokenBennett I’m surprised uk pints already schooners due to shrinkflation tbh!

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@BrokenBennett @Tom_Coulthard Pints were for a more chill session, eg a work lunch meeting in the pub where he’d only have four pints, in full pint glasses.

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@BrokenBennett @Tom_Coulthard I used to work with an alcoholic guy who always drunk halves when he was “proper” drinking, his theory being that you buy the next drink when you have ~2” left in the glass regardless of glass capacity hence he drunk at a faster rate when ordering halves. #ProTips

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@christo87556051 @officialEIHL Yep. And hence actually makes a bit of sense unlike random groups or the “put Cardiff in group B” suggestion some geniuses on here are proposing. Or worse, bin the CC hence removing the smaller clubs’ best chance of silverware. 🙄