David Coram

Musician and organ builder. Goes placidly amid the noise and haste. All opinions and views are those of the last person I spoke to.

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Dear America,
Why don’t you use Thoughts and Prayers to protect your border

It’s what you use to protect your schools

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Dogs like heated floors, I discover

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Irritating Toy!!! - The Musical!!!!

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Gingerbread houses are now something of an art form.

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Guys, “storage set” is so last year. Either own up and call it “a bag” or go all out and call it “a solution”.

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@joshgreenman Tori Amos doing Leonard Cohen Famous Blue Raincoat

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@KenBromfield1 Remember, don’t read and drive.

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My vote goes to doing a re-run of Christmas so separated parents get the chance to “the works” - that’s where the 35-50 brigade disappear to

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I wonder how many Episcopal churches did the principal service on the First Sunday after Christmas as

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@jane_brewer @MrJamesMay He’s gone to the seaside, don’t take the silence personally.

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In August, I stood by the Thames asking the moon to say happy birthday to my daughter. In December, she stood there with me and I cried.

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So I’m on this and it’s way more exclusive than the honours list https://t.co/nyEBd79wXs

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@Hermesparcels 2812960345453484 is not very impressed, waited all day, 8 people on site, cctv - nobody has been. Get another driver.

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@KenBromfield1 Are you calling your daughter a monkey? I was more thinking unicorn.

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Seven months and seven grand later, we’re all back together again - and don’t pictures tell a thousand words.

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@jrbergsten @jane_brewer @MrJamesMay @Ianskellyradio3 Should have come to mine. You could have sat 30 feet from @MrJamesMay and I’d have spilled my own personal mulled wine on your service sheet

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Ikea cuddles.

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@MelFFW I wouldn’t stand near Finn with my mouth open like that for too long. Risky

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Autumn scene with cathedral and... oh ffs

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@MelFFW Oh this could go on a bit

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@MelFFW I like that.

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@MelFFW And you liked that I liked it. I like that too.