David Rangel

Mr. Rangel is a magician 🎩 with shiny shoes.

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"Dad, how many donuts can I have?"
"How many can you eat before you get sick?"
"4, I guess."
"You can have three."
#GreatestDadEver

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@MrBeast 177776

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@shwood Every island has a conspiracy...Release the island files. 🏝️📁

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@kevin_nealon Nealon...til your dreams come true

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@GailSimone Deadman doesn’t just fight crime he wrestles with purpose while being invisible to the world he’s trying to save. A ghost with no glory, no headlines, just pure heart. Boston Brand is one of DC’s most underrated characters.

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@MakgSnake Superman’s lowkey one of the funniest heroes in comics. Check out Wonder Woman #7 takes a side trip to space to find a birthday present for Batman.

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@FreckledLiberty Harry Potter.

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@AndrewMayne Thinking about this more, this is probably the reason it takes me 45 minutes to decide what movie to stream. Now, it’s just me staring blankly at an endless list of thumbnails with zero urgency and no one freaking out that I still haven’t watched that random Japanese film.

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@AndrewMayne I never actually worked at the video store, but I miss the experience of being there, talking movies with the people who did. These were people who could connect the dots,
creating this weird web of obscure recommendations that without them would’ve just stayed invisible.

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@_AlexHirsch

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@michaelianblack Didn't expect to agree with Kirk calling the crowd insane. At least they are starting to see it.

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@Starbucks Is it normal to kick out guests of your lobby mid morning? I was drinking coffee and we were asked to leave because the store didn't have enough staff.

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Let's be honest before last night a lot of people thought a tariff was what made a song catchy.

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#eatyourlunch

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@PeterSciretta Oono

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Witnessing the pure joy on Gus's face as he proudly points at his father on stage and said "That's my dad!" embodies the essence of life for me.

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There is a Fox intern whom job is to say the name Buttigieg, Buttigieg, Buttigieg, three times to wreak havoc on their channel.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JONES: Over 20 people shot last week

BUTTIGIEG: Then why would we elect leaders who won't do anything about gun violence?

J: Name one R in charge in Chicago

B: Want to play that game? We could talk about the murder rate in Mississippi being double what it is in Illinois

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There is a Fox intern whom job to who says the name Buttigieg, Buttigieg, Buttigieg, three times for him to appear wreak havoc on that channel.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JONES: Over 20 people shot last week

BUTTIGIEG: Then why would we elect leaders who won't do anything about gun violence?

J: Name one R in charge in Chicago

B: Want to play that game? We could talk about the murder rate in Mississippi being double what it is in Illinois

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@JustinRYoung

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@krassenstein Walz signed a bill to rename a Minnesota highway "Prince Rogers Nelson Memorial Highway" in PURPLE ink, how cool is that!?

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@JustinRYoung 🤷🏽‍♂️