David Rich

It was Ray Follett’s job to see zombies at every turn, and also his inclination.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

I want the deodorizer concession. No bid contract.

[Scribner J. Batsford @batsford_j]

@ProjectLincoln That’s fine. Fun things happen to tyrants in bunkers.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

The instant he lost his seat, Cassidy began standing up for things he’s known all along were right. Profiles in cowardice, through all the ranks of the GOP.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

Gets better and better every second.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@SpiesVespers The winner has to compete against:

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@covie_93

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@KBAndersen This isn't the real Donald Trump. The real Donald Trump died in 1984 (of acute venality) and Andy Kaufman took over the act.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@For_Film_Fans Still one of the funniest movies ever.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@jashercox He didn't lie.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@Licatacs You're right. He apologized. But there are a lot of Apology Editors out there looking for work.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@atouchmore

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@NewsTimes Dawn purposely disrespected Geno. Geno told her what he thought about it. Dawn started yelling that she was going to 'beat Geno's ass.'

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

Great pith

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

Before you die for a pointless cause, we will arrest your parents.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@nkolakowski @CrimeReads You're right, the Wahlberg version is unwatchable. I prefer the Statham to the Gibson.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@BorisDralyuk @infinite_jaz @JGreenblattADL The story goes that a man who was guarding the shul in Kishinev stood up to the first attackers and was killed. My aunt claimed it was her grandfather. The last names matched. Her daughter researched it. Found that many hundreds of families make the same claim.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@DemocritusSr o'er-informed the tenement of clay. I like tenement of clay!

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@SpiesVespers @TheMonologist Good for the heart

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@BorisDralyuk @PorticoQtrly @Poochigian @AmitMajmudar @jasonguriel @victoriamoul @DanaGioiaPoet Saw Dino at that Hamlet on Sunset one Sunday night in 1992 - at a two top. Swifty Lazar stopped by to say hello, and a couple of actors did, too. I want to say Vincent Price, but my memory is shaky there. Dino had a shot in front of him and had to bend so not to spill.

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@Noirchick1

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

@Noirchick1 Tied with Out of the Past

[David Rich @TheDavidRich]

Next year's alternate Super Bowl halftime show

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Marco Rubio: "Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics"

Paula White, Trump’s religious fanatic lunatic ‘Spiritual Advisor’…
*You need to see the entire clip just to appreciate how batshit fucking crazy she is.