David

One of the universe’s natural lint traps

[David @TheDavidWho]

When I was like 10 I saw the movie “Sliding Doors” on tv and that’s been pretty much the root of all my problems ever since

[David @TheDavidWho]

@tadpolelemonade Did they elaborate?

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@onyxaminedlife Happy Birthday!!

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I would have made a great carnie but for my natural empathy for all suckers

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@onyxaminedlife Hot dang well now I’ve really got to read it

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@onyxaminedlife I’ve had a copy high on my tbr shelf since like when it came out but haven’t actually opened it yet

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@tadpolelemonade Dang it really is, isn’t it.

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I’ve always really enjoyed the phrase “lotions & potions” but when people say it they seem to mostly mean lotions, and I’m way more intrigued by potions

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@CosmicKaylie Relatable/you got this tho

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@CosmicKaylie 🤞 🤞🤞

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@CosmicKaylie Sending good interview vibes!!

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Ok I’ve given this a lot of thought: Gonzo-Rizzo cusp, Rolf moon, Kermit rising

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@CosmicKaylie Well now I am afraid

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@onyxaminedlife Me when you tweeted about “the type of person who wants to memorize The Cremation of Sam McGee”

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A heel of bread as a little snack. You agree.

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@tadpolelemonade Wait no I heard this I believed it was maybe a thing did I get got

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I went to the store last night to get because I’m out of shaving razor blades and I wanted to get more, which I did not do, but I *did* get a bag of clementines, a jar of mayonnaise, a box of Cheerios, and a chocolate frosted donut, so overall good work I think

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@tadpolelemonade I’ll put it on my list, I’ll just pick a time when I can brace myself+mope around afterward

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@tadpolelemonade Do you recommend?