Dylan Cardenas

father, Med student

[Haster. @Haster18_]

Girls get pregnant by losers then want a winner to come and take care of y’all 😭😭

[Marvel Rivals Guides @TheGuidesGuy]

PSA : if you're playing Duelist and complaining about getting "no heals" then you had better be willing to swap to healer 👍😊

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Agree or disagree? 🤨

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

8 students from Northeast High School were shot in Philly on Wednesday.

This is why you didn't hear about it:

[Eric @EricG1247]

Why are things expensive?

4 companies control 55% to 85% of the meat market.

4 airlines control 80% of air travel.

3 companies control 92% of the soda market.

3 companies control 73% of the cereal market.

Why don't I hear about it?

6 companies control 90% of the news.

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

@helldivers2 @REAPERGOD1

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

If you blatantly lie to me then of course I'm going to jump down your throat about it. You lost my trust and now I gotta mark you off a very short list already

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

Its hopeless trying to help a loser who keeps loser company. Guess I'll just leave em to stay being a loser🤷‍♂️ I tried

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

I'll "mistakenly" blow your head off if you punch me in the back of the head. You can seriously injure someone like that

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Just some “random mistakes”.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Emo gfs are so easy to please, like yes I would love to go on a Spirit Halloween date while blasting Sleep Token all the way there

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

@exoprimal Can we have a recovery option when getting juggled by a carno??

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

Never related to a tweet so much before

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

wake up, play Diablo IV.
go to work, think about Diablo IV.
come home, play Diablo IV.
go to sleep, think about Diablo IV.

and repeat ↺

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

God these older folks are SO DUMB... like the FBI literally does actually ALL of this that yall are saying

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i absolutely believe in ageism in politics. we need a cutoff point.

[moiwa-chamma 𖤐♥️🦇🥀🔞 @moiwa_hime]

Normalize biting your girlfriend

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

@gundamevolution Why do I get penalized for your servers disconnecting me???

[Dylan Cardenas @TheDcardenas]

Maybe after a 2 day build up it'll take like 3 or 4 before it calms down for me🤷‍♂️

[February 14th @eatmyycoochh]

when he nut & his dick still hard .. ohhh you got that DICK DICK🫠🫠

[Kait @Kay_nicolex3]

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