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[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

170,000 people pre-ordered this house 🤯🏠 The Boxabl Casita has an 8-ft-tall shower, a back door to your own deck, and one goal: solve the housing crisis. Would you live here?

https://t.co/KJQHpywNKs

#Boxabl #tinyhouse #fyp

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

This house UNFOLDS 🤯🏠 The Boxabl Casita ships flat and opens up into a full 19x19 home — full-size kitchen, huge countertop, twin sinks. Would you live here?

https://t.co/KJQHpywNKs

#Boxabl #tinyhouse #housetour #fyp

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

This house UNFOLDS 🤯🏠 The Boxabl Casita ships flat and opens up into a full 19x19 home — full-size kitchen, huge countertop, twin sinks. Would you live here?

https://t.co/KJQHpywNKs

#Boxabl #tinyhouse #housetour #fyp

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Ugly sweater party dress code: festive. My interpretation: funeral parlor, but make it Christmas. 🎄💀
Gothmas Funeral Parlor sweater, tee and mug:
https://t.co/KursmqI6kl

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Family Christmas photo, but make it a booking photo. Inmate, Warden and Accomplice: pick your role in the Candy Cane County Holiday Lockup.
https://t.co/xwzB3NgmrX

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Thanksgiving priorities, ranked: 1. the sides 2. the sides 3. a nap near the sides.
Made a shirt about it. Here for the sides, every year.
https://t.co/OYbsdrq4u7

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Goodnight from the morgue 🪦

What do you want tomorrow?
A) The Houdini séance story
B) Celebrity estates & who got what
C) Funeral myths, busted

Reply with a letter.

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

One hour until Halloween eve.

Scariest movie you ever watched alone at night? Go. 🎃

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

For the funeral director who's tired of the "so you touch dead people?" question at parties 💀🕶️

My Clients Are Dying to See Me:
https://t.co/DnFoSqXqjV

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Everything Dead Purple in one place — goth gifts, mortician humor tees, spooky printables 🪦💜
https://t.co/eTMACea5ne

What should we design next? Drop the idea below.

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Halloween history: in the 1800s people actually patented "safety coffins" — with bells, air tubes and flags — in case they were buried alive.

Would you want one installed? 😬

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Skeleton Santa has entered the chat 💀🎄

"Embalmed for the Holidays" — original Dead Purple art for goth Christmas people:
https://t.co/OeEeioX1Sj

Too early for Christmas or never too early?

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Ian McKellen officiated Patrick Stewart's wedding in 2013.

Magneto marrying off Professor X is the friendship goal.

Tag the friend who'd officiate yours. 🖖

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Halloween costumes, ranked by the morgue:

1. Zombie — inaccurate, way too active
2. Vampire — honestly great skin tone work
3. Mummy — respect the craft, ancient embalmers were elite
4. Skeleton — spoiler: that's all of us eventually

What are you going as? #Halloween2026

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

How would you want your obituary to open?

Wrong answers only. 🪦

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Gift tags for people who wrap presents like they're tagging a body 🏷️💀

Maison du Morgue toe tag print, original Dead Purple art:
https://t.co/4KclWoM6py

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

3 things a funeral home has to tell you (most families never hear them):

1. Embalming usually isn't required by law
2. You get a written price list before you choose anything
3. You can pick only the services you want, not a package

Send this to whoever's planning yours. 💜

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

"The Inner Light" is trending and it should be.

Picard lives an entire lifetime in 45 minutes, then has to carry it alone.

Best Star Trek episode ever made — or is it "Darmok"? Defend your pick. 🖖 #StarTrek

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Hot take: a 12-foot skeleton in the front yard is the most honest thing Americans do all year.

We spend ~$13B a year on Halloween pretending to be dead… and almost nothing planning for the real thing.

Agree or disagree? 💀

[Dead Purple @TheDeadPurple]

Nobody tells grieving families this:

Under the FTC Funeral Rule you can buy a casket ANYWHERE (online, a warehouse store) and the funeral home has to accept it. No handling fee allowed.

Bookmark this. Someday you'll need it.