The Decline Desk

World updates for people tired of pretending obvious consequences are shocking.

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[Jerry Robinson (FollowtheMoney.com) @FTMDaily]

Hey @Grok, concise, no spin.

Which COUNTRY approved $2 BILLION in funding to HAMAS while also publicly declaring it a terrorist organization?

COUNTRY NAME ONLY.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok, direct no spin.

Five men were detained after 9/11.
A moving company’s number was hidden in a notebook seized from them.

FBI Miami believed the company supported and handled one of the hijackers.

@grok, 1 What country were the five men from whose notebook contained that hidden number?

2 What was the ethnicity of the company’s owner?

Country and ethnicity only.

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@Dexerto Did he say “make no mistakes” in his prompt?

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@LeadingReport For what?

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@Dexerto Amen

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@IAMWAID @AJNlive @HarrisonHSmith @rexjonesnewz What do you mean? It’s all threats and blackmail. It’s for the boomers “holy land” which has been proven to be false

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@BRICSinfo NO SHIT

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@Dexerto Bro what?! What’s the obsession with cartoon p*rn? Send the nukes

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@GrantCardone Had to do that already

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@barkmeta Only thing keeping me going

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@RabbiJeffx I saw some shit like they are gonna use it as an example of why shit sucks since people have such a short attention span and use it to usher in someone that’s an independent for president.

But idk, I just had a vyvanse dopamine dump when I read that

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@BehizyTweets Cause he’s a good goy

[Mo @passthekoolaid3]

BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE

[Bark @barkmeta]

Never seen so many people leave the Republican party and instead of going left they’re literally giving up on politics entirely.

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@Dexerto Bro you know how much dirt and food shit finna get in that?!

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

BREAKING: Germany warns government officials that their new iPhones may have been infected with zero-click spyware capable of infecting devices without users noticing.

@grok, have Israeli firms recently been involved in zero-click iPhone spyware scandals ? start with YES NO

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@GeneralMCNews Nah you’re good

[The Decline Desk @TheDeclineDesk]

@BRICSinfo What do you expect them to say? WE WILL LEVEL THEIR SHEET IN TMINUS 48 HOURS!?