The Delinquent’s Digest

Curating Cons, Hoaxes and Downright Fraudulent News.

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Drag queens excited to dance for minors disappointed.

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Mustachioed German gentleman trends on TikTok, praised for detailed support of Palestine.

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CEO of Planned Parenthood elected new head of Hamas on account of impressive résumé of baby murder.

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Hunter Biden appointed head of White House Cocaine investigation.

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Hero Lizzo reports to US Space Force command center, preparing to embark on mission to stop global warming by blocking the sun.

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@borschtn Fantastic 😂

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Hunter Biden appointed head of White House Cocaine investigation.

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Joey Chestnut takes home another title in feat of stunning American athleticism.

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Hero Lizzo reports to US Space Force command center, preparing to embark on mission to stop global warming by blocking the sun.

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@Travis_in_Flint These things have consequences, Travis.

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Joe Biden: “I passed affirmative action with MLK Sr. in the 1800’s, Jack. I said to my wife ‘these dumb kids deserve to go to college with the white kids.’ Not joking. When I was a kid in Scranton, we affirmed all actions, including lynching. But that’s for another day.”

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Jack Smith releases damning audio from Trump bathroom; says Trump was ‘farting Morse code messages to the Russians’.

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Jack Smith releases damning audio from Trump bathroom; says Trump was ‘farting Morse code messages to the Russians’.

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California bans wearing clothing for teachers to prepare children for what they will see at pride parades.

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California bans wearing clothing for teachers to prepare children for what they will see at pride parades.

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Oppressed African American man lines up to receive his reparations.

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Doctor Hotez thoroughly dismantled in debate with inquisitive kindergartner who simply asked ‘why’ 100 times in a row.

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@stkirsch @MartinKulldorff https://t.co/J1nxWtErcq

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Doctor Hotez thoroughly dismantled in debate with inquisitive kindergartner who simply asked ‘why’ 100 times in a row.

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Doctor Hotez thoroughly dismantled in debate with inquisitive kindergartner who simply asked ‘why’ 100 times in a row.

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Wagner rebellion designated the most dangerous paramilitary uprising since January 6th.

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@TimRunsHisMouth Netflix isn’t the only one profiting.

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Hunter Biden painting of missing submarine sells for $10 million.