Delton

Former head football coach at South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs… Now tweeting about college football, startups, and more. Sub on YouTube 👇

[Delton @TheDelton]

Price Is Right - College Football 2025 Edition 😂
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#collegefootball #sports #funny #viralvideo

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

I still don’t understand the commercial of the 450 pound dude saying he’s been dieting since he was 13

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[autist @litteralyme0]

Opened a YouTube video from 10 years ago and and it was made in 2016 and not 2010

[Delton @TheDelton]

Here's my awful gift story. @krakenfx #GiftFlip

For three years in a row, my uncle got me a toolbox for Christmas.

For context, I was 8 years old when this started.

Not “just bought my first house” years old.
Not “renovating a bathroom” years old.
I was a child with homework and didn’t know how to fix anything.

Same gift every year. Different brands of toolboxes, but all the same tools (drill bits, pliers, sockets) like I was supposed to become a mini Bob the Builder or start a home renovation show on HGTV.

I guess he really wanted me to become a handyman. Or he thought adulthood just… eventually happens if you keep gifting toolboxes to a child.

After year two, it became a running joke between me and my parents.

I’d say, “I can’t wait to see what Uncle gets me this year!”
They’d say, “Another toolbox?”
I'd say, “Haha yeah, like I need another 40 screwdriver bits.”

After the second toolbox, I even tried to help my Uncle out.

I said in the most sarcastic tone I could manage: “Thank you for the toolbox! I really needed another one of these! This is SO much better than the one you got me last year!”

Christmas number three rolls around.

I opened his gift.

You guessed it! Toolbox... again!

At that point, I wasn’t even mad. I was impressed by the commitment. This wasn’t a mistake anymore. This felt intentional. Like a lifestyle choice.

By the third year of toolbox gifts, I had enough tools to open a Home Depot or Lowe’s franchise out of my house, all at the ripe age of 10 years old. I still hadn’t fixed a single thing with any of the toolboxes. I hadn’t even seen any of the toolboxes since opening them at the family Christmas parties.

By the fourth year, I was giddy with excitement to receive another toolbox. I started unwrapping the gift and smiling ear to ear, fully prepared for the disappointment.

Ready to welcome my friend. …Toolbox #4. Except… it wasn’t!

This time, it was a first-aid kit!!

I immediately started laughing.

Not because it was thoughtful… but because it felt like the logical next step.

Like: “Alright, you probably hurt yourself trying to fix things with those toolboxes. Here! Patch yourself up, kid!”

To be fair, the first-aid kit was actually useful. I’ve used at least two or three Band-Aids from it in 20+ years since, officially making it the best gift he’s ever given me... much better than the toolboxes.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Succesfully wasted 2% of 2026

[Delton @TheDelton]

@UnnecRoughness https://t.co/6wDEVIDS9q

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@OleMissFB @CFBPlayoff https://t.co/keg0moTAnE

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@TylerJordan https://t.co/keg0moTAnE

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@stoolpresidente https://t.co/AzjmrjE5Za

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@Lane_Kiffin @OleMissFB https://t.co/AzjmrjE5Za

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[Joe @electionsjoe]

With it being Eric Adams' last day in office. I'm bringing back the funniest video in political history.

[Delton @TheDelton]

@heyrobinai Another chat bot app? 😂
I have a song for you

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@barstoolsports Nobody Wanna Coach in Michigan 🎵😁
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@on3 @PeteNakos Nobody Wanna Coach in Michigan
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@CoachGolding https://t.co/lnpnRMEVEN

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@OleMissFB @DrWashington_ Golding era song 🎵😁

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@nflrums 🤣

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@unusual_whales Sir, ain’t nobody counting in 10-month increments 🤣

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@PghPennStateDad @NFL_DovKleiman Exactly