The Assest Honkey

Project Manager, carpenter, electrician, husband, son. #TheFRATERNITY consigliere, R3FL3CTION gamer, Certified Old Head. RESPECT IS NOT DICKRIDING!!! #FratONLY

[The Assest Honkey @TheDerf33]

This is pretty legit actually.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

All time Whites starting five

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@EvaLaMorte If it’s at dodgers stadium it probably tastes like tears and broken attempts to buy championships.

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There’s never been a tweet that pissed me off as much as this

[Lisa ✿⁠ @dailyanakkost]

How to peel an avocado 🥑

[The Assest Honkey @TheDerf33]

@StoopKiiiiid Yes and no. I think I could have been cool with younger me, but I don’t think he would want to be close enough to know know me now. Younger me was kind of a d-bag

[The Assest Honkey @TheDerf33]

@oJAllen_ They found out you play on a 7’4…

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@itsAyane Eww

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@oJAllen_ Ngl this is fucking soup. And I kinda hate you for it 🤣

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@oJAllen_ Drop the build? I gotta figure out the stopper 🤣

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@StoopKiiiiid Is that dog the reason? Cuz I think I’d leave. Like forever

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@EvaLaMorte It’s not too late, barely

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@CarmichaelDave This post would have looked a lot different if she allowed that skunk to maul you and your entire family. Good guard dog 🤣

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@CarmichaelDave If I bet the under they’ll win 37. They’re a 30 win team though

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@DaBoogieMayne Gross. I feel better about my 91

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Until we make this very illegal, we’re all fucked. This is incitement and should be treason

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Of course Loomer is out here spreading her insane bullshit….the shooter was from Vegas….prob had no clue who Mamdani even is

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Is the lesson here that Bill Burr is the funniest comedian on the planet right now and is happily married to a beautiful woman while Shane Gillis is a comedian for the bros and bombs at the ESPYs with dumb jokes about black female basketball players

[The Assest Honkey @TheDerf33]

@WUTangKids As a white, tf is white culture? Boiled hot dogs and unwarranted superiority complex?

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@ThottiePippen_ Lmaooo. Kids being kids, but you’re 100% right. I’m gonna teach mine to punch everyone in the throat off rip. Then see what they’re about 🤣

[The Assest Honkey @TheDerf33]

@Its__Thugga Ya mama