The Original Derins

Shipping, Warehouse operations, Foreman. BGOD.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

Within the last 36 hours:

4 people were shot on the side of the highway in Alexandria, Louisiana

8 people were shot and 3 are dead in Southport, North Carolina- mostly tourists

4 people were shot in a parking lot in Raleigh, North Carolina

10 people were shot and 1 was killed at a church in Grand Blanc, Michigan- including a child

4 people were shot and 1 was killed on Burboun St in New Orleans, one was a tourist visiting her sister

7 people were shot and 2 were killed at a Casino in Eagle Pass, Texas

How many bodies have to pile up before Republican leaders realize they’re holding blood money from the NRA?

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

2025 unlocked the weird edgy comedy where you can finally call the general populace retards again.

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@YMHstudios @tomsegura @ChristinaP

Shout out to Mike Segua. My Mom watched your show today and loved it.

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@sunvalley

Imagine I were to crack a single beverage and ski down the mountain. Is that legal?

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

A rookie cop outfitted in riot gear getting paid $22/hr is pretty much holding back every major riot.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

H5N1 is pretty cool. Let’s call it something novel like Bird Acquired Immunosuppressive Disease. BAIDs for layman.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

Am I correct to defend the fist that holds this tin?

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

@waDNR Fly agaric tastes amazing! Some butter and garlic got me seeing stars.

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@JakeAndersen19 Same

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@NPR @tomsegura

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@MikeCrapo Keep flooding bullshit dude. Making excuses to let the bill die anyway.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

@DavinWadsworth Don’t meme me on the food shortage lol. We gonna wake up in October and never smell the bacon again.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

Craving lasagna in the moment then realizing its all you will eat for 3 days.

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Thinking about that time in Vegas when I had to pay money to ride an elevator to leave a bar and instead walked through the emergency exit.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

South Park got real with streaming wars.

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The entire war was a front to film Tropic Thunder 2. Starring Ben Stiller, Zelensky, and Putin.

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@J_Potter January 6th was Diet Sprite.

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The age of homesteading is difficult. Buying a boat and becoming a commercial fisherman is actually well within means.

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

Things would change if mass shooters targeted politicians instead of children.

[The Original Derins @TheDerins]

Modern day hobos and train hoppers are the backbone of American culture. It’s soon time to drop out and tune in.