Callum Ritchie

30, MUFC 🇾🇪

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

It’s been a while since I’ve tweeted, but Gary Neville is a cunt. #mufc

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@jeremycorbyn Well, well, well.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Ooh, Netflix friends.

THE INBETWEENERS 3. Now filming.

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@Soloknivesonly Can you only get chaff grenades from the helipad on Shadow Moses?

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@HYPEX Can we kill them?

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@HYPEX Engagement farming

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”

- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@andyburnham Didn’t really need anything else after “waste”

[Adam Sellers @YisraelChaiAdam]

Tax payer funded ‘Do not rape’ guides for illegal immigrants.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Personally, I would simply not let medieval savages into the country in the first place.

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@WalterVerse2 The comedic cherry on top is that the background is Bradford, the jokes literally write themselves

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

Keane seeing Kermit the frog and miss piggy during a world cup final

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@and_spen Found the BBC employee

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

That “what has the BBC ever done for me” advert might be the worst thing ever produced by UK state media, an embarrassment that they’re pandering and trying to make people feel guilty for cancelling their tv license. Pedophile harbouring cunts.

[AmberClad @AmberClad2552]

The Michael Bay Transformers movies are really good when you don’t have a millennial in your ear telling you they suck.

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDY 🤠

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💎️ x10 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle steelbooks
🌎 x1 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle Collector's Edition

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Winners will be chosen on Friday 3rd of July

[Callum Ritchie @TheDerpKnight]

@CallofDutyUK Nic Cage 😎

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Starmer resigns - he has been a truly disgraceful Prime Minister.

I do not believe him to be a good man or a patriot.

He has deliberately and rapidly accelerated the destruction of our Britain, of our home.

History will not remember him kindly, nor should it.

I sat in Parliament, looking him in the eye, listening to him attempting to justify his decision to block a national inquiry into the mass rape of young British girls.

I will never forgive him. For that, and so much else.

What comes next, I do not know.

Whatever that is, Restore Britain will be ready to offer the British people a democratic route out - a better way, the only way.

But Starmer is gone.

And that is a good thing.

Enjoy it.