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Christian. Author and artist, and kinda good at both. Enjoyer of shenanigans, and resident Chaotic Muppet.

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I write stuff. Find it here.

https://t.co/orhFTM4K4K

[ᗷ. ᗩ. IᖇOᑎᗯOOᗪ @TheDerpyDragon_]

@tuuu28283 I unfortunately have bad eyes, so I wear prescription glasses. They have a coating that makes them turn dark in bright light though, so I don't need sunglasses.
Aviator sunglasses are nice though, wish I could wear them and still see lol

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@SarahAHoyt When our dog something similar, we just gave her smaller dinner portions afterward. She still got dinner, just a smaller amount then got fed as normal the next day.
She 100% understood what she was doing too, was sneaky about getting fed 3 times a morning 'til mom caught her.

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@JoellePresby Pretty sure thats the name, it at least matches what I remember when I last went down the rabbit hole of cool cloud formations lol.
It does sound like a magic spell out of Harry Potter though lol

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@DarwinAGarrison I think the 97 years thing is a meme, tbf.

But yes, they are very cute animals. From what I remember of the original video, her name is Tili, and she's sniffing out the yogurt her keepers injected into the pumpkin as a treat.

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Sound on for delightful aardvark sniffing sounds.

[SPOOKoomf🎃🇵🇸(EVIL enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

97 year old aardvark still snorts pumpkin the old fashioned way

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@JulieCFrost Especially baby/fledgling songbirds. They all look so grumpy.

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Medium effort dinner. Roast meat (hamburger with garlic and stuff) plus lazy flatbread.

Eating like an adventurer on the road lmao

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I have been called a muppet before, so this tracks.

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@The_Epic_Mike Its a good movie. Kinda cheesy, but I like it anyways.

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@HermanPHunter1 @Zepp1978 Same. I have wanted to see the creation of Narnia as a movie sequence for years, this just makes me depressed...
There's no way in hell they're ever going to adapt The Horse and His Boy properly either (if they get that far, hopefully not)

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@WarpCordova The Chronicles of Narnia, the Dragonkeeper series, and probably Harry Potter, since I kinda grew up with all those.
Lord of the Rings too, but thats due to the movies as I didnt try reading the books til I was an adult.

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@JulieCFrost Nor will I.

I'll just trash it and mock it instead.

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Imagine if we got an adaption of Narnia with the same care and passion that created Lord of the Rings.

But no, we get some feminazi cunt shitting all over the work of a great man, skinning it and wearing it as a mockery of what it represents.

Fuck Greta Gerwig.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Netflix just revealed they are making Aslan rainbow colors

Do you understand how this works yet?

They will come after all cultural and religious symbols one by one to degrade, subvert, and groom children

This is what they do

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And I had almost forgotten about the retarded Narnia project.
The fact that I will probably never see a good adaption of The Horse and His Boy, or The Magicians Nephew is depressing...

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Fuck you.

I hope everyone involved in the project goes bankrupt.

[Empire @empiremagazine]

🚨WORLD-EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK 🚨

Greta Gerwig opens the doors to Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew in the new issue of Empire – detailing her revolutionary rock’n’roll adaptation.

Here’s your first look at Aslan – and he’s voiced by the legendary Meryl Streep.

On sale Thurs September 24.

Read more: https://t.co/kJe087Ettd

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Model I made of my kaiju monster from a pending short story. Can you guess what the inspiration was?

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Muslims were never the victims, during or after 9/11.

If someone’s auntie is scared to wear her hijab in public, that’s a “her” problem.

Meanwhile, regular Americans are trying not to get blown up or stabbed because we want to live freely.

It’s not the same.